Brent Spiner credited as playing...
Gil Godwyn
- Herb: [to Gil Godwyn while in the lifeboat] Listen to me, you sniveling little brown-nose. I have lived for 71 years, I've fought a war, I've buried my wife and I've survived 48 white sales at Gimble's. So if you think a little fop like you is gonna stop me, you've got another think coming!
- Gil Godwyn: How DARE you speak to me like that!
- Charlie: May I say something, sir?
- Gil Godwyn: No you may NOT!
- [Charlie blows an air horn in Gil's face]
- [Ellen heard Gil's rant]
- Ellen Carruthers: You know, Gil. I never believed it but it's true. You really *are* an asshole!
- Gil Godwyn: [flustered] I was simply doing my job.
- Ellen Carruthers: Oh, you have no job. You're fired. Mac, as of now, you're my new CD.
- Jonathan Devereaux: [as Ellen starts to leave] What about *me*?
- Ellen Carruthers: [pointing to Mac] You're... his friend.
- [leaves]
- Ellen Carruthers: [Mac and Jonathan turn on Gil]
- [Herb and Charlie have successfully left the ship in the lifeboat]
- Gil Godwyn: [furiously] I hope your boat capsizes and you drown like bloody rats!
- Charlie, Herb: Bye!
- [Ellen Carruthers walks in at this point]
- Gil Godwyn: When that old bag makes me VP, I'll see to it you two never work on a cruise ship again as long as you LIVE!
- [turns around, sees Ellen]
- Gil Godwyn: [shocked, but tries to save face] Good evening, Ellen.
- [Mac has replaced Gil as the Cruise Director]
- Gil Godwyn: What's she talking about?
- Mac Valor: She's talking about "Button that button, you little prick!"
- [leaves]
- Jonathan Devereaux: Prick.
- [leaves]
- Jonathan Devereaux: [Gil stands there, still in shock]
- Gil Godwyn: [Sniffing Charles] Is that cologne, or Armor All?
- Charlie: That's close, close. It's cologne, but I bought it at a gas station.
- Gil Godwyn: We shall have to call the Guinness Book of Records about your friend Charlie.
- Herb: What? Now what?
- Gil Godwyn: Oh, he's taking the longest piss in freaking recorded history
- Herb: I'll tell you the truth, Gil, I lost my wife not too long ago...
- Gil Godwyn: Oh, good. Good! Tell it to the ladies. They eat it up.