Jackie Martling credited as playing...
Jackie Martling
- Jackie: My answer is "cock", and I wrote it really big, so I have a "big cock!"
- Howard: I'm afraid you can't say "big cock" on the air. That's a no-no.
- Robin Quivers: But I just said "pussy".
- Jackie: [whining] Yeah, she just said *pussy*!
- Howard: Well, pussy's okay. It's the way you say it. "Big cock" coming out of your mouth is, just not good.
- Jackie: Wait a minute. I can't say "big cock", but you can say "big cock coming out of your mouth?"
- Howard: That's right.
- Jackie: That sucks!
- [Pig Vomit, very pissed off, starts running for the studio]
- Fred Norris: [as Richard Nixon] Did you just say "big cock coming out of your mouth that sucks"?
- Howard: So Brett, what did you write down?
- Robin Quivers: [as Brett Summers] Just like the boys, Gene. I've got "cock".
- Howard: Do me a favor. Hold that up for a second so I can see your "cock".