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Elizabeth Berkley in The Real Blonde (1997)

Maxwell Caulfield: Bob

The Real Blonde

Maxwell Caulfield credited as playing...

Bob

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  • Bob: Oh, come on, muffin, take off your robe.
  • Kelly: No.
  • Bob: What? You defy me, Diana?
  • Kelly: I'll see you tonight, baby.
  • [kisses him]
  • Bob: Mm. But I'm ready *right now,* see?
  • Kelly: Yes, you are.
  • Bob: Mm.
  • Kelly: You hold on to that little monster. But not too tightly.
  • [wags finger]
  • Kelly: Remember what happened last time.
  • Bob: [having a hard - or not - time in bed] Just give me a minute. I told you it was the rubber!
  • [yanks it off, casts it away]
  • Kelly: The rubber's off now.
  • Bob: Damn right the rubber's off!
  • Kelly: Well?
  • Bob: [panting for breath] Hold on. What do you think I am, a machine?
  • [exasperated, Kelly gets up, out of bed]
  • Bob: Hey, what are you doing?
  • [she's getting dressed]
  • Bob: Come on, Kelly. Get back here. Get back in the bed.
  • Kelly: Listen, baby, I know these things happen sometimes. But I gotta know. Can you do this or not? Because if you can't, I gotta get on the phone, make some calls, and find somebody who can.
  • [Bob looks dejected]
  • Kelly: Oh, what's the matter, baby? I hurt your feelings?
  • Bob: Actually, Kelly, you did hurt my feelings. Christ! I mean, I like you, right?
  • [nervous laugh]
  • Bob: You're making me feel like I'm just a stiff piece of meat to you.
  • Kelly: Uhm, well, not so stiff, really, right?
  • Bob: [low growl in his voice] Just get the hell out of here. You think I want to do this now after what you just said?
  • Kelly: [stating the obvious] You *can't* do it.

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