Maxwell Caulfield credited as playing...
Bob
- Bob: Oh, come on, muffin, take off your robe.
- Kelly: No.
- Bob: What? You defy me, Diana?
- Kelly: I'll see you tonight, baby.
- [kisses him]
- Bob: Mm. But I'm ready *right now,* see?
- Kelly: Yes, you are.
- Bob: Mm.
- Kelly: You hold on to that little monster. But not too tightly.
- [wags finger]
- Kelly: Remember what happened last time.
- Bob: [having a hard - or not - time in bed] Just give me a minute. I told you it was the rubber!
- [yanks it off, casts it away]
- Kelly: The rubber's off now.
- Bob: Damn right the rubber's off!
- Kelly: Well?
- Bob: [panting for breath] Hold on. What do you think I am, a machine?
- [exasperated, Kelly gets up, out of bed]
- Bob: Hey, what are you doing?
- [she's getting dressed]
- Bob: Come on, Kelly. Get back here. Get back in the bed.
- Kelly: Listen, baby, I know these things happen sometimes. But I gotta know. Can you do this or not? Because if you can't, I gotta get on the phone, make some calls, and find somebody who can.
- [Bob looks dejected]
- Kelly: Oh, what's the matter, baby? I hurt your feelings?
- Bob: Actually, Kelly, you did hurt my feelings. Christ! I mean, I like you, right?
- [nervous laugh]
- Bob: You're making me feel like I'm just a stiff piece of meat to you.
- Kelly: Uhm, well, not so stiff, really, right?
- Bob: [low growl in his voice] Just get the hell out of here. You think I want to do this now after what you just said?
- Kelly: [stating the obvious] You *can't* do it.