William Sadler credited as playing...
'Wild Bill' Overbeck
- William Overbeck: How'd you like to be the first guy to die on Mars.
- Fred Randall: Well sorry Mr. First to Show Inappropriate Anger on Mars.
- Fred Randall: Hey, Commander, were you ever afraid of monsters under your bed? When I was little I used to think there was a baker under my bed.
- William Overbeck: No.
- Fred Randall: You ever look?
- William Overbeck: No.
- Fred Randall: Then how do you know there wasn't a baker under your bed?
- Fred Randall: It wasn't me!
- William Overbeck: What do you mean "It wasn't you"? We're 35 million miles from the nearest person!
- Fred Randall: Maybe it was Julie.
- William Overbeck: You dog!
- Fred Randall: Hey! Miracles can happen.
- William Overbeck: Blaming this on Julie!
- Fred Randall: Okay. I admit. It was me.
- William Overbeck: Thank you.
- [Fred farts again]
- Fred Randall: Now, THAT was Julie!
- Fred Randall: We're the first to stand on Mars!
- William Overbeck: Yeah. Now you're the biggest idiot on two planets.
- William Overbeck: Well it's a very special drink. It's just for us astronauts.
- Fred Randall: Oh! Like Tang?
- Fred Randall: Hey! There's no airbag. What if I go flying through the windshield?
- William Overbeck: Randall, there is no windshield.
- Fred Randall: Oh. Well, what if I go flying through the front of my helmet?
- William Overbeck: I'd die happy.
- Fred Randall: Commander, can I call you Bill?
- William Overbeck: No.
- Fred Randall: Are we there yet?
- William Overbeck: No.
- Fred Randall: Can I drive?
- William Overbeck: No!
- Fred Randall: I'm hungry!
- Fred Randall: You're alive Little Billy!
- William Overbeck: Don't you ever call me little Billy!
- Fred Randall: That's no way to talk to your mother!