Tom Hanks credited as playing...
Woody
- [last spoken lines]
- Buzz Lightyear: You still worried?
- Woody: About Andy? Nah, it will be fun while it lasts.
- Buzz Lightyear: I'm proud of you, cowboy.
- Woody: Besides, when it all ends I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company - for infinity and beyond.
- Buzz Lightyear: Woody, stop this nonsense and let's go.
- Woody: Nah, Buzz.
- [sigh]
- Woody: I can't go. I can't abandon these guys. They *need* me to get into this museum. Without me, they'll go back into storage. Maybe forever.
- Buzz Lightyear: Woody, you're not a collector's item, you're a child's plaything. You - are - a *toy*!
- Woody: For how much longer? One more rip, and Andy's done with me. And what do I do then, Buzz? Huh? You tell me.
- Buzz Lightyear: Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a kid. And I traveled all this way to rescue that toy because I believed him.
- Woody: Well, you wasted your time.
- Woody: [the Prospector's true colours have been revealed] Wait a minute, you turned on the TV last night, not Jessie.
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: Look, we have an eternity to spend at the museum together. Let's not start by pulling fingers, shall we?
- Woody: You really ARE Stinky Pete, aren't you?
- Jessie: Prospector, this isn't fair!
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: Fair? I'll tell you what's not fair: Spending a lifetime on a dime-store shelf watching every other toy be sold! Well, finally my waiting has paid off, and no hand-me-down cowboy doll is gonna mess it up for me now!
- [Throws his box back into his display case]
- Woody: [Seeing a human boy hugging him on the TV, playing a guitar, on the set of "Woody's Roundup"] What am I doing? Buzz!
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: Woody, where are you going?
- Woody: You're right, Prospector. I can't stop Andy from growing up... but I wouldn't miss it for the world.
- [Runs to the heat duct]
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: No!
- Woody: Look Jessie, I know you hate me for leaving, but I have to go back. I'm still Andy's toy. Well, if you knew him, you'd understand. See, Andy's...
- Jessie: Let me guess. Andy's a real special kid, and to him, you're his buddy, his best friend, and when Andy plays with you it's like... even though you're not moving, you feel like you're alive, because that's how he sees you.
- Woody: How did you know that?
- Jessie: Because Emily was just the same. She was my whole world.
- [Buzz #2 and the other toys tries to get Woody back home]
- Buzz Lightyear: Hold it right there!
- All: Buzz?
- Buzz Lightyear #2: You again?
- Buzz Lightyear: Woody! Thank goodness you're all right.
- Woody: Buzz, what is going on?
- Buzz Lightyear #2: [throws Woody onto the floor] Hold on! I am Buzz Lightyear, and I'm in charge of this detachment.
- Buzz Lightyear: No, *I'm* Buzz Lightyear.
- Buzz Lightyear #2: [arguing with Buzz #1] *I'm* Buzz Lightyear!
- Buzz Lightyear: *I* am Buzz Lightyear!
- Woody: So, who's the *real* Buzz?
- Buzz Lightyear, Buzz Lightyear #2: I am!
- Buzz Lightyear #2: Don't let this imposter fool you! He's been trained by Zurg himself to mimic my every move.
- [Buzz opens up Buzz #2's helmet, leaving him to choke on the "Toxic Air" around him]
- [Woody flings his pull string onto a point onto the upper point of the nearby wheel of the plane he and Jessie are hanging off like a lasso, and comes up with an idea]
- Woody: Jessie, let go of the plane!
- Jessie: What? Are you crazy?
- Woody: Just pretend it's the final episode of "Woody's Roundup"!
- Jessie: But it was cancelled! We never saw if you made it!
- Woody: Well, then, let's find out together!
- [Both let go, swing like a rope, and land atop Bullseye, still galloping after them down the runway with Buzz]
- Buzz Lightyear: Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes.
- Woody: [lamely] They're called "S'mores", Buzz.
- Buzz Lightyear: Yes, yes. Of course.
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: Idiots! Children destroy toys. You'll be ruined, forgotten, spending eternity rotting in some landfill!
- Woody: [staring at The Prospector in the eyes, then chucking his chin] Well, Stinky Pete, I think it's time you learned the true meaning of playtime.
- [points to something off screen]
- Woody: Right over there, guys!
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: No, no, noooooooo!
- [the scene changes to show a Barbie backpack come out of the baggage room with the Prospector sitting in the netting in front]
- Amy: [offscreen] Look, Barbie! A big ugly man-doll! Ooh, he needs a makeover.
- [Amy grabs her backpack and puts her Barbie doll in. The doll's head is facing to the left of the screen]
- Barbie: Hi, you'll like Amy.
- [Turns her face to reveal a bunch of make up on her cheek; The Prospector gasps]
- Barbie: She's an artist!
- Mr. Potato Head: [From under Andy's bed sheets] I found it.
- Woody: You found my hat?
- Mr. Potato Head: Your hat? No. The missus lost her earring.
- [singsong to Mrs. Potato Head]
- Mr. Potato Head: Oh my little sweet potato!
- Mrs. Potato Head: [turning around fast] Ooh, you found it! Ohh, it's so nice to have a big, strong spud around the house.
- [right when the Prospector is out of his box, and is tightening the screw back onto the heat duct]
- Jessie: Prospector?'!
- Woody: You're outta your box!
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: I tried reasoning with you, Woody, but you keep forcing me to take extreme measures.
- [Taps his pickaxe onto the remote, turning off the TV]
- Woody: Here's your list of things to do while I'm gone: batteries need to be changed. Toys at the bottom of the chest need to be rotated. Oh, and make sure everyone attends Mr. Spell's seminar on what to do if you or part of you is swallowed. Okay? Okay, good, okay.
- Woody: [outtake]
- [Woody is asking the Roundup gang to come back to Andy's with him]
- Woody: Bullseye, are you with me?
- [Bullseye licks him like a dog]
- Woody: Ah! Okay! Good boy.
- [walks toward Prospector's box]
- Woody: Prospector, how 'bout you?
- [turns box around]
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: [talking to two Barbie dolls] ... And so you two are absolutey identical?
- [laughs softly]
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: You know, I'm sure I could get you a part in Toy Story 3.
- [notices the camera crew filming]
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: I'm sorry, are we back? Oh! All right, girls. Lovely talking with you -
- [pushes box door open]
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: - yes, any time you'd like some tips on acting I'd be glad to chat with you. Alright, off you go, then.
- [they leave]
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: [to Woody just as he's about to leave back to Andy's through the heat duct after removing the screw and opening it] How long will it last, Woody? Do you really think Andy is going to take you to college, or on his honeymoon? Andy's growing up, and there's nothing you can do about it. It's your choice, Woody. You can go back, or you can stay with us and last forever. You'll be adored by children for generations.
- Woody: [pets Bullseye, then suddenly decides to stay] Who am I to break up the Roundup Gang?
- [Closes the heat duct and turns to Jessie at the window, smiling]
- [Woody explains his newfound past to his old friends]
- Woody: Oh, you should have seen it. There was a record player. And a yo-yo. Buzz, I was a yo-yo!
- Mr. Potato Head: [to Hamm] WAS?
- Woody: [Woody's arm finally rips completely off] Aaaahhh! It's gone! I can't believe it! My arm is completely gone!
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: All right. Come here. Come on. Let me see that. Oh, it's just a popped seam. Easily repaired! You should consider yourself lucky.
- Woody: Lucky? Are you shrink-wrapped? I am missing my ARM!
- Jessie: Big deal!
- [shoots a plunger onto a cardboard display of Woody]
- Jessie: Let him go! I'm sure his precious Andy is dying to play with a one-armed cowboy doll.
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: Now, Jessie, you know that he wouldn't last an hour on the streets in his condition. It's a dangerous world out there for a toy.
- Woody: [Jessie shuts off the TV as the "Woody's Roundup" episode ends] Hey, w-wait, What happened? What happens next? Come on, let's see the next episode!
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: That's it.
- Woody: What?
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: The show was cancelled after that.
- [Flips his Box round, no longer facing the TV]
- Woody: Wait, wait, wait. What about the gold mine and... and the cute little critters and the dynamite? That was a great show! I mean, why cancel it?
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: Two words: Sput-nik. Once the astronauts went up, children only wanted to play with space toys.
- Woody: ...
- [sighs]
- Woody: I know how that feels.