Tim Allen credited as playing...
Buzz Lightyear
- Emperor Zurg: Surrender, Buzz Lightyear. *I* have won.
- Buzz Lightyear #2: I'll never give in. You killed my father!
- Emperor Zurg: No, Buzz. I *am* your father!
- Buzz Lightyear #2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
- Bo Peep: This is for Woody, when you find him.
- [She gives Buzz a long kiss]
- Buzz Lightyear: [cough] Um, okay, but it won't be the same coming from me.
- Rex: [gasps] What're we gonna do, Buzz?
- Buzz Lightyear #2: Use your head!
- [the toys use Rex as a battering ram in the next shot]
- Rex: But I don't wanna use my head!
- [last spoken lines]
- Buzz Lightyear: You still worried?
- Woody: About Andy? Nah, it will be fun while it lasts.
- Buzz Lightyear: I'm proud of you, cowboy.
- Woody: Besides, when it all ends I'll have old Buzz Lightyear to keep me company - for infinity and beyond.
- Buzz Lightyear: Woody, stop this nonsense and let's go.
- Woody: Nah, Buzz.
- [sigh]
- Woody: I can't go. I can't abandon these guys. They *need* me to get into this museum. Without me, they'll go back into storage. Maybe forever.
- Buzz Lightyear: Woody, you're not a collector's item, you're a child's plaything. You - are - a *toy*!
- Woody: For how much longer? One more rip, and Andy's done with me. And what do I do then, Buzz? Huh? You tell me.
- Buzz Lightyear: Somewhere in that pad of stuffing is a toy who taught me that life's only worth living if you're being loved by a kid. And I traveled all this way to rescue that toy because I believed him.
- Woody: Well, you wasted your time.
- Rex: Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along! You just need to *believe* in yourself!
- Emperor Zurg: [Points his blaster at Buzz #2 set at the highest level] Prepare to die!
- Rex: Aah! I can't look!
- [as Rex turns he accidentally knocks Zurg down the elevator shaft with his tail]
- Emperor Zurg: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
- Rex: I did it; I finally defeated Zurg!
- Buzz Lightyear #2: [forlornly reaching down toward the abyss] Father.
- [Buzz #2 and the other toys tries to get Woody back home]
- Buzz Lightyear: Hold it right there!
- All: Buzz?
- Buzz Lightyear #2: You again?
- Buzz Lightyear: Woody! Thank goodness you're all right.
- Woody: Buzz, what is going on?
- Buzz Lightyear #2: [throws Woody onto the floor] Hold on! I am Buzz Lightyear, and I'm in charge of this detachment.
- Buzz Lightyear: No, *I'm* Buzz Lightyear.
- Buzz Lightyear #2: [arguing with Buzz #1] *I'm* Buzz Lightyear!
- Buzz Lightyear: *I* am Buzz Lightyear!
- Woody: So, who's the *real* Buzz?
- Buzz Lightyear, Buzz Lightyear #2: I am!
- Buzz Lightyear #2: Don't let this imposter fool you! He's been trained by Zurg himself to mimic my every move.
- [Buzz opens up Buzz #2's helmet, leaving him to choke on the "Toxic Air" around him]
- Buzz Lightyear: Good work, men. Two blocks down and only nineteen more to go.
- Mr. Potato Head: What?
- Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog: Nineteen?
- Mr. Potato Head: Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me.
- Buzz Lightyear: Come on, fellas. Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?
- Mr. Potato Head, Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog: No.
- Buzz Lightyear: No. And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?
- Mr. Potato Head: Oh, you had to bring *that* up!
- Buzz Lightyear: No, he didn't! We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room! Now, let's move out!
- Buzz Lightyear: Don't worry, Woody. In just a few hours you'll be sitting around a campfire with Andy making delicious hot Schmoes.
- Woody: [lamely] They're called "S'mores", Buzz.
- Buzz Lightyear: Yes, yes. Of course.
- [the road leading to Al's Toy Barn on the other side has a tonne of Traffic in the way of the Toys]
- Rex: Oh well, we tried.
- Buzz Lightyear: [Holds onto Rex's tail] We'll have to cross.
- Rex, Slinky Dog, Mr. Potato Head, Hamm: WHAT?
- Mr. Potato Head: You're not turning me into a Mashed Potato.
- Slinky Dog: I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.
- Buzz Lightyear: There must be a safe way.
- [Buzz holds up his boot to the other toys, with Andy's Name underneath it, proving to them that he's their Buzz]
- Buzz Lightyear #2: [Closing his helmet] Will somebody *please* explain what's going on?
- Buzz Lightyear: It's all right, Space Ranger. It's a code 546.
- Buzz Lightyear #2: [gasps] You mean it's a...?
- Buzz Lightyear: Yes.
- Buzz Lightyear #2: And he's a...?
- Buzz Lightyear: Oh, yeah.
- [Buzz #2 runs over to Woody and gets down on his knees]
- Buzz Lightyear #2: Your Majesty.
- Buzz Lightyear: [Having figured out the Liscence Plate with the help of Mr. Spell] Etch, Draw that man in a Chicken Suit.
- [Etch redraws the picture of Al holding Woody wearing a Chicken Suit, which bears a Striking Resemblance to the Chicken Mascot from the Al's Toy Barn Commercial]
- Rex: [Surprised] It's the chicken man!
- Buzz Lightyear: That's our guy!
- Hamm: I knew there was somethin' I didn't like about that chicken.
- Buzz Lightyear: [after spotting the Al's Toy Barn commercial] Now, Etch.
- [Etch draws up what's shown on the TV]
- Buzz Lightyear: *That's* where I need to go.
- Rex: You can't go, Buzz. You'll never make it there.
- Buzz Lightyear: Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same. Now who's with me?
- Buzz Lightyear: Buzz, are you coming?
- Buzz Lightyear #2: No, I... I have a lot of catching up to do with my dad.
- [Buzz throws the ball back to Zurg; it hits him on the head]
- Emperor Zurg: Good throw, son. That's my boy! Go long, Buzzy!
- [throws Buzz #2 another ball]
- Buzz Lightyear #2: Oh, you're a great dad. Yippee!
- Buzz Lightyear: Farewell!
- [to Jessie]
- Buzz Lightyear: Uh, ma - ma'am? I, uh, um, well, I just wanted to say you're a bright young woman with a beautiful yarn full of hair. A hair full of yarn. It's ah... um... I must go.
- Jessie: [brings him back] Well aren't you just the sweetest space toy I ever did meet!
- Buzz Lightyear #2: [Watching the elevator Al went into go up] Blast, he's at Level 23.
- Slinky Dog: How are we gonna get up there?
- Rex: Maybe if we found some balloons, we could float to the top.
- [Whilst the toys search the Woody on Al's Office, unaware that he's not really there and in Al's Apartment, Al enters talking on the phone and walking over to the Fax Machine]
- Slinky Dog: [Whispering] It's him.
- Hamm: The Chicken Man.
- Buzz Lightyear #2: Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.
- Slinky Dog: That's the Kidnapper alright.
- Buzz Lightyear #2: Kidnapper, an Agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.
- Al McWiggin: [Putting a photo of Woody through the Fax Machine] And the Piece de Resistance. I promise the Collection will be the Crown Jewel of your Museum.
- [the photo pops out the Fax Machine through the other side, landing on the floor where the toys hid]
- Slinky Dog: It's Woody
- Al McWiggin: Now that I have your attention, imagine we added another Zero to the price, huh? What?
- Al McWiggin: [Overjoyed] Yes? Yes! You've got yourself a deal! I'll be on the next flight to Japan!
- Mr. Potato Head: [Shocked] He's selling Woody to a Toy Museum.
- Rex: In *Japan*.
- [the toys all jump into Al's Bag]
- Buzz Lightyear #2: Into the Poultry Man's Cargo Unit. He'll lead us to Zurg. Move, move, move!
- [Rex's tail hangs out of the bag, Al picks it up and laughs]
- Al McWiggin: [Cheering to himself] I'm gonna be rich! Rich! Rich!
- Rex: [as he and the Other Toys walk through the bushes] Losing health units... Must rest...
- Buzz Lightyear: Is everyone present and accounted for?
- Mr. Potato Head: Not quite everybody.
- Buzz Lightyear: Who's behind?
- Slinky Dog: Mine...
- [Slinky Dog's back half catches up with the group]
- Woody: I have no choice, Buzz. This is my only chance.
- Buzz Lightyear: To do what Woody? Watch kids from behind glass and never be loved again? Some life.
- [Buzz closes the heat duct behind him as he and the other toys leave sadly, and the Rest of the Roundup Gang approach Woody]
- Stinky Pete the Prospector: Good going Woody. I thought they'd never leave.