Wallace Shawn credited as playing...
Rex
- Rex: [gasps] What're we gonna do, Buzz?
- Buzz Lightyear #2: Use your head!
- [the toys use Rex as a battering ram in the next shot]
- Rex: But I don't wanna use my head!
- Rex: Buzz, you could have defeated Zurg all along! You just need to *believe* in yourself!
- Emperor Zurg: [Points his blaster at Buzz #2 set at the highest level] Prepare to die!
- Rex: Aah! I can't look!
- [as Rex turns he accidentally knocks Zurg down the elevator shaft with his tail]
- Emperor Zurg: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
- Rex: I did it; I finally defeated Zurg!
- Buzz Lightyear #2: [forlornly reaching down toward the abyss] Father.
- Buzz Lightyear: Good work, men. Two blocks down and only nineteen more to go.
- Mr. Potato Head: What?
- Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog: Nineteen?
- Mr. Potato Head: Are we gonna do this all night? My parts are killing me.
- Buzz Lightyear: Come on, fellas. Did Woody give up when Sid had me strapped to a rocket?
- Mr. Potato Head, Rex, Hamm, Slinky Dog: No.
- Buzz Lightyear: No. And did he give up when you threw him out of the back of that moving van?
- Mr. Potato Head: Oh, you had to bring *that* up!
- Buzz Lightyear: No, he didn't! We have a friend in need, and we will not rest until he's safe in Andy's room! Now, let's move out!
- [the road leading to Al's Toy Barn on the other side has a tonne of Traffic in the way of the Toys]
- Rex: Oh well, we tried.
- Buzz Lightyear: [Holds onto Rex's tail] We'll have to cross.
- Rex, Slinky Dog, Mr. Potato Head, Hamm: WHAT?
- Mr. Potato Head: You're not turning me into a Mashed Potato.
- Slinky Dog: I may not be a smart dog, but I know what roadkill is.
- Buzz Lightyear: There must be a safe way.
- Rex: [as Al breaks into the box that Andy's Mom locked Woody into] I can't look. Could somebody please cover my eyes?
- [the toys are trying to find a way to enter Al's apartment building]
- Mr. Potato Head: I say we stack ourselves up, push the intercom and pretend we're delivering a pizza.
- Hamm: How about a ham sandwich? With fries and a hotdog?
- Rex: What about me?
- Hamm: Ah, you can be the toy that comes with the meal.
- Buzz Lightyear: [Having figured out the Liscence Plate with the help of Mr. Spell] Etch, Draw that man in a Chicken Suit.
- [Etch redraws the picture of Al holding Woody wearing a Chicken Suit, which bears a Striking Resemblance to the Chicken Mascot from the Al's Toy Barn Commercial]
- Rex: [Surprised] It's the chicken man!
- Buzz Lightyear: That's our guy!
- Hamm: I knew there was somethin' I didn't like about that chicken.
- Buzz Lightyear: [after spotting the Al's Toy Barn commercial] Now, Etch.
- [Etch draws up what's shown on the TV]
- Buzz Lightyear: *That's* where I need to go.
- Rex: You can't go, Buzz. You'll never make it there.
- Buzz Lightyear: Woody once risked his life to save mine, and I couldn't call myself his friend if I wasn't willing to do the same. Now who's with me?
- [Woody goes to the yard sale with the help of Buster, Andy's dog, to rescue Wheezy]
- Mr. Potato Head: Where is he going? He's nuts!
- Slinky Dog: His arm ain't that bad.
- Rex: [yells] Don't do it, Woody! We love yooooou!
- Buzz Lightyear #2: [Watching the elevator Al went into go up] Blast, he's at Level 23.
- Slinky Dog: How are we gonna get up there?
- Rex: Maybe if we found some balloons, we could float to the top.
- [Whilst the toys search the Woody on Al's Office, unaware that he's not really there and in Al's Apartment, Al enters talking on the phone and walking over to the Fax Machine]
- Slinky Dog: [Whispering] It's him.
- Hamm: The Chicken Man.
- Buzz Lightyear #2: Funny, he doesn't look like poultry.
- Slinky Dog: That's the Kidnapper alright.
- Buzz Lightyear #2: Kidnapper, an Agent of Zurg if I ever saw one.
- Al McWiggin: [Putting a photo of Woody through the Fax Machine] And the Piece de Resistance. I promise the Collection will be the Crown Jewel of your Museum.
- [the photo pops out the Fax Machine through the other side, landing on the floor where the toys hid]
- Slinky Dog: It's Woody
- Al McWiggin: Now that I have your attention, imagine we added another Zero to the price, huh? What?
- Al McWiggin: [Overjoyed] Yes? Yes! You've got yourself a deal! I'll be on the next flight to Japan!
- Mr. Potato Head: [Shocked] He's selling Woody to a Toy Museum.
- Rex: In *Japan*.
- [the toys all jump into Al's Bag]
- Buzz Lightyear #2: Into the Poultry Man's Cargo Unit. He'll lead us to Zurg. Move, move, move!
- [Rex's tail hangs out of the bag, Al picks it up and laughs]
- Al McWiggin: [Cheering to himself] I'm gonna be rich! Rich! Rich!
- [Rex is Channel-surfing at a Slow Pace to find the Al's Toy Barn commercial]
- Rex: I can't find it. It doesn't seem to be on any of these stations.
- Hamm: Oh you're going too slow, let me do the job.
- [Hamm starts Channel-surfing at a Breathtaking Speed]
- Rex: It's too fast. How can you even tell what's on?
- Hamm: I can tell.
- [Hamm just skips right past the Al's Toy Barn commercial]
- Rex: Go back, go back, you missed it!
- Hamm: Too late, I'm in the 40's, gotta go around the horn!
- [the toys spot the Al's Toy Barn commercial, prompting Hamm to stop]
- Rex: [as he and the Other Toys walk through the bushes] Losing health units... Must rest...
- Buzz Lightyear: Is everyone present and accounted for?
- Mr. Potato Head: Not quite everybody.
- Buzz Lightyear: Who's behind?
- Slinky Dog: Mine...
- [Slinky Dog's back half catches up with the group]
- [At the beginning of the movie, Rex just lost a Buzz Lightyear vs. Emperor Zurg game, right when nearly winning]
- Rex: No, no, no, no.
- Buzz Lightyear: Oh, you almost had him.
- Rex: I'm never gonna defeat Zurg!
- Buzz Lightyear: Sure, you will, Rex. In fact, you're a better Buzz than I am.
- Rex: But look at my little arms! I can't press the fire button and jump at the same time!
- [gestures those buttons]
- Alien toys: [Inside the Pizza Planet Truck] Ooooh! Strangers! From the outside!
- Buzz Lightyear: [groans] Oh, no!
- Rex: [as the Traffic Lights up ahead turn red, forcing Al to stop] He's at a Red Light. We can catch him.
- Buzz Lightyear: Natural Power Slink!
- [Slinky hits the Gas Peddle, but the car doesn't start]
- Rex: [the Lights turn green, allowing Al to continue driving off] Ah! They've turned green, hurry!
- Buzz Lightyear: Why won't it go?
- Alien toys: [Referring to the gear knob] Use the Wand of Power.
- [Mr. Potato Head pulls the handle, starting up the car]
- Buzz Lightyear #2: We've been detected! The walls! They're closing in!
- [grabs Mr. Potato head and mounts him aganist the celing of the vent]
- Buzz Lightyear #2: Quick, help me prop up Vegetable man here or we're done for!
- Mr. Potato Head: Hey! Put me down you moron!
- Rex: Hey, guys, look, it's not the walls, it's the elevator.
- [the elevator further down the shaft arrives at the bottom]
- Buzz Lightyear #2: [Looking up, it's quite a way] Come on, we've got no time to lose. Everyone grab hold!
- [Buzz #2 draws out a rope from his Utility Belt, tossing it to the other toys, and activates 2 Suction Magnets from the sides. He then starts climbing up at the side of the shaft]
- Hamm: Uh Buzz? Why not just take the Elevator?
- Buzz Lightyear #2: They'll be expecting that.
- [the toys have just arrived at the airport in the Pizza Planet truck, and parked against the pavement]
- Rex: Guys, we can't park here; it's a white zone.
- Buzz Lightyear: Woody you're in Danger here, we need to leave now.
- Rex: Al's selling you to a Toy Museum, in Japan.
- Woody: I know! It's okay, Buzz. I actually wanna go.
- Mr. Potato Head: [Shocked] What? Are you crazy?
- Woody: Look, the thing is, I'm this rare "Sheriff Woody" doll, and these guys, are my - round-up gang.
- Buzz Lightyear: Woody, what are you talking about?
- Woody: What am I talking about? "Woody's Round-Up"! Oh, it's this great old T.V. show, and I was the star.
- [turns on T.V. and "Woody's Round-Up" video starts playing]
- Woody: See, look, that's me!
- Hamm: This is weirdin' me out.
- Rex: [Rex is running to catch up with the toy car Barbie is driving] Hey, wait up! Hey! come on! Slow down! Dinosaur overboaaaaard!
- [he trips and falls face first into the backseat]
- Tour guide Barbie: Remain seated, please. Permanecer sentados, por favor.