Laurie Metcalf credited as playing...
Andy's Mom
- Andy's Mom: Andy, honey, come on! Five minutes and we're leaving.
- Andy: Five minutes? Hmm...
- [cut to a setup Andy has made for a quick playtime]
- Andy: [as Bo Peep] Help, help, somebody help me!
- [as Woody]
- Andy: Let her go, evil Doctor Pork Chop!
- [as Hamm or Dr. Pork Chop]
- Andy: Nevar! You must choose, Sheriff Woody. How shall she die? Shark? Or death by monkeys?
- [Andy picks up some of the "monkeys-in-a-barrel"]
- Andy: Ooh ooh ooh, ah ah ah!
- [as Hamm]
- Andy: Choose!
- [as Woody]
- Andy: I choose Buzz Lightyear!
- [Andy grabs RC's remote, puts Buzz on top and speeds him towards Hamm]
- Andy: [as Hamm] What? That's not a choice!
- [RC flies through the air and knocks Hamm off the Bucket O' Soldiers]
- Andy: [as Buzz] To infinity and beyond!
- [Hamm falls off and coins clatter on the floor]
- Andy: [as Woody] I'll save you, Miss Peep!
- [as Bo Peep]
- Andy: My hero! Mwa mwa mwa mwa!
- [he has her kiss him]
- Andy: [as Woody] Thanks, Buzz!
- [as Buzz]
- Andy: No problem, buddy!
- [he links their arms]
- Andy: You should never tangle with the unstoppable duo of Woody and Buzz Lightyear!
- [Andy pulls too hard and Buzz's arm makes Woody's tear slightly at the shoulder]
- Andy: Oh no!
- Andy's Mom: Andy? Let's go! Molly's already in her car seat!
- Andy: But Mom, Woody's arm ripped!
- Andy's Mom: Oh no! Well maybe we can fix him on the way.
- Andy: Nah, just leave him.
- Andy's Mom: I'm sorry, honey, but you know, toys don't last forever.
- Andy's Mom: [after Andy fixes Woody] Andy, come on, hon. Time to go. Hey, you fixed Woody!
- Andy: Yeah. Glad I decided not to take him to camp. His whole arm might have come off.
- [leaves the room and Woody unfreezes and looks at his repaired arm]
- Woody: Well, what do you know?
- [Woody back home in Andy's Room safe and sound, is having his arm fixed by Andy after it was re-torn at the Airport, but Andy never knew what happened while he was at Camp]
- Andy's Mom: Andy, time to go. Hey, you fixed Woody.
- Andy: Yeah, glad I didn't take him to Cowboy Camp. His *whole arm* might've come off.