Jennifer Love Hewitt credited as playing...
Leah Jones
- Leah: This is your big move?
- Brad: Do you remember Crayola Crayons?
- Leah: Huh?
- Brad: They had this one color oh, what was it called... um... oh yeah, Blizzard Blue. That was my favorite color in the world, and until tonight I didn't know why. It's the very color of your eyes.
- Leah: My eyes?
- Brad: Yeah, Ya know I... I schedule my entire day just to get a glimpse of you, a-and it could be the worst day ever. But seeing you, makes everything okay.
- Leah: It does?
- Brad: Yeah, it does. I don't know why, But I wanna know.
- [he leans in to kiss her]
- Brad: To know you more. I want to know you today, tomorrow, forever.
- [Brad pauses]
- Brad: Eh? It was pretty good, huh? Took me six months to memorize that.
- Leah: Yeah, and it'll take you six months to forget!
- [she shoves him off the bed]
- Brad: What? You didn't like it?
- Leah: Christ, I think I'm gonna gag.
- Leah: Check this, Valetino, okay? We've been friends since like, sperm and everytime you get hurt I have to be um, nice to you for a good two weeks, and I hate that so, let me school you on what's going to happen tonight. Sit.
- Brad: You, be Brooke? Right.
- Leah: Yeah, it's really quite simple to do. Just think bobbing head doll. Ready?
- [in valley girl accent]
- Leah: Hi! I'm Brooke. I'm a vapid, vacant, vacuous girly girl. Tee-hee-hee-hee.
- Leah: [talking to herself] Yeah, I don't l know why I do this, I mean, he can't just expect me to take care of things all the time and ugh, for a girly girl, ugh, Leah to the rescue to help the crook. Ugh.
- Leah: This is so stupid. This is so stupid, I - I should just tell him how I feel, just say it ya know, just say "Brad, you rock, man." Oh, God, so stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.