Kenneth Branagh credited as playing...
Lee Simon
- Lee Simon: You are the most beautiful creature I've ever seen. I mean, every curve in your body fulfills its promise. If the universe has any meaning at all, I'm looking at it.
- Supermodel: You're so sweet.
- Nicole Oliver: I mean, I could never have intercourse with anyone other than Phil. My body belongs to my husband.
- Lee Simon: Listen, I understand and, you know, I - I...
- Nicole Oliver: What I do from the neck up, that's a different story.
- Lee Simon: And you're, you're perfect. Do you have ANY flaws? I'm agog... with...
- Supermodel: Physically?
- Supermodel: You're not afraid of catching germs? And you know, I'm coming down with a cold and everything...
- Lee Simon: From you I'd be willing to catch terminal cancer.
- Lee Simon: One minute you're in the lunchroom at Glenwood High and you f***ing blink and you're 40, you blink again and you can see movies at half price on a senior citizen's pass. Ask not for whom the bell tolls, or to put it more accurately, ask not for whom the toilet flushes.
- Supermodel: I'm polymorphously perverse. It's not a flaw, it's just a weakness.
- Lee Simon: Polymorphously perverse? Meaning?
- Supermodel: Meaning every part of my body is - gives me sexual pleasure.
- Lee Simon: Meaning?
- Supermodel: Meaning every part of me give me erotic pleasure.
- Lee Simon: And how - sensitive does that make you?
- Supermodel: Well, if you touch my thighs, my hands, my neck, my kneecaps, I - I'm orgasmic.
- Nicole Oliver: I had this whole wall here plastered with movie star photos. Yeah, and I would dream about being in a movie with Warren Beatty.
- Lee Simon: What a nice dream.
- Nicole Oliver: Yeah. And I remember I used to lay on my bed, naked, and watch my body develop.
- Lee Simon: Naked.
- Nicole Oliver: And I would *pray* that my breasts and my legs would be beautiful so that I could be an actress.
- Lee Simon: You know, you got a very erotic figure reclining like that. I have to say that.
- Nicole Oliver: Well, fortunately I did mature quickly.
- Bill Gaines: I'm Nicole's press agent.
- Lee Simon: Okay.
- Bill Gaines: Look, if you could, let's, you know, not draw on the bulimia.
- Lee Simon: Film is where it's at. I mean, who reads books any more? Anyhow, not young kids. They're into cinema.
- Philip Datloff: V.J. Rajnipal called. You know, a great writer. He just gave us a fabulous manuscript on the exact same subject.
- Lee Simon: Really? The same subject?
- Philip Datloff: A society where every single member is famous. There are no uncelebrated people.