Jessica Alba credited as playing...
Sue Storm
- Susan Storm: It's got to be the cloud! It's fundamentally altered our DNA!
- Reed Richards: Now, let's not jump to conclusions. We need a massive amount of evidence before making that leap.
- Johnny Storm: Hey, guys!
- [his thumb is on fire. He snaps his fingers, and it goes out. He snaps it on again, then off again]
- Johnny Storm: Now picture that... But everywhere! I mean... Everywhere! *What*?
- Reed Richards: The cloud has fundamentally altered our DNA.
- Johnny Storm: [smiles, laughs hysterically] Cool!
- Victor Von Doom: Do you really think fate turned us into gods so we could refuse these gifts?
- Susan Storm: Victor, you *always* thought you were a god. Now back off.
- Victor Von Doom: Susan, let's not fight.
- Susan Storm: No, let's!
- Susan Storm: Johnny, you were at 4,000 Kelvin! Any hotter, and you're approaching supernova!
- Johnny Storm: Sweet!
- Susan Storm: No, not sweet! That's the temperature of the sun!
- Reed Richards: And not only could you kill yourself, but you could set fire to Earth's atmosphere and destroy all human life as we know it.
- Johnny Storm: Got it. Supernova, bad.
- [gives two thumbs up]
- Johnny Storm: All right, I'm here, let's make this quick, I've got a lot of places to go today. Oh wait - I don't go anywhere!
- Reed Richards: Johnny, it's imperative that we stay inside for the foreseeable future.
- Johnny Storm: I know, I know, but when you said that last time my brain hurt a week.
- Susan Storm: Johnny, it's too dangerous for you to be in public.
- Johnny Storm: You've been saying that for years.
- [Susan's invisibility has worn off and she's now standing in front of a crowd in her underwear]
- Reed Richards: I see you've been working out.
- Susan Storm: Shut up!
- Susan Storm: You don't want to walk around on fire for the rest of your life, do you?
- Johnny Storm: Is that a trick question?
- [Johnny hurls a fireball that smacks Ben in the back of his head]
- Ben Grimm: Did you just...?
- [gets another fireball in the face]
- Susan Storm: Johnny, stop it!
- Ben Grimm: That's it, Tinker Bell! You wanna fly? Then fly!
- Susan Storm: [to Johnny as a heat-seeker rocket is heading towards them] Don't even think about it!
- Johnny Storm: Never do.
- [he jumps off the Baxter Building]
- Susan Storm: Remember our first date here? God, I was nervous!
- Reed Richards: You know, I'd bribed the projectionist ten bucks to keep the place open late.
- Susan Storm: Really?
- Reed Richards: Mm.
- Susan Storm: I gave him twenty!
- [Ben zips Johnny's suit all the way up]
- Johnny Storm: Thank you. That's so sweet.
- Ben Grimm: I can handle this ship. I can even handle Mr. Blonde Ambition. But I don't know if I should be flying or doing Swan Lake in these suits. I mean, who the hell came up with these?
- Susan Storm: Victor did. The synthetics act as a second skin, adapting to your body's individual needs.
- [watching Johnny on TV at the Moto-X Games]
- Susan Storm: He didn't.
- Ben Grimm: Oh, yes, he did! Flame boy never listens!
- Susan Storm: What did he do to his uniform?
- X Games Reporter: Johnny, I've got to ask you about this outfit.
- Johnny Storm: Yeah, it's sorta Armani meets astronaut.
- X Games Reporter: So, what are your superhero names?
- Johnny Storm: They call me the Human Torch. Ladies call me Torch.
- X Games Reporter: What about the rest of the team?
- [Sue's picture is shown on the huge screen]
- Johnny Storm: That's the Invisible Girl.
- Susan Storm: "Girl"?
- X Games Reporter: What about your leader, Reed Richards? I hear you call him Mr. Fantastic.
- Ben Grimm: Could've been worse.
- Reed Richards: I guess.
- Susan Storm: We're all in this together, Ben.
- Ben Grimm: Together? Susie, look at me. You got no idea what I'd - what I'd give to be invisible.
- [Reed opens the bathroom door as Sue get's out]
- Susan Storm: [Sue goes invisible] You could knock!
- Reed Richards: Sorry.
- [Reed slams the door shut]
- Susan Storm: You're really happy for me and Victor?
- Reed Richards: I can tell you guys are enjoying what was the best part of our relationship.
- Susan Storm: Which was?
- Reed Richards: Passion - - for science.
- Susan Storm: You're such a dork, Reed.
- Susan Storm: [stripping off her clothes while trying to escape the mob] I can't believe I'm doing this again!
- Susan Storm: [about the machine that could change them back to normal] What are the risks?
- Reed Richards: Even a small miscalculation could increase our symptoms exponentially - or perhaps even kill us.
- Johnny Storm: Now, dying - that's bad, right? I say we just let sleeping dogs lie, guys.
- Susan Storm: [Johnny is snapping his fingers and a flame is going on and off] I said cut it out Johnny. Johnny.Stop!
- Johnny Storm: All right.
- Susan Storm: All right?
- Johnny Storm: Yes!
- Susan Storm: *God*
- Johnny Storm: [mockingly] God.
- Susan Storm: What is wrong with you?
- Johnny Storm: What?
- Susan Storm: Uhhh!
- Reed Richards: What worries me is that our powers are evolving.
- Johnny Storm: I know - I know! I'm so close to flying, guys, I can taste it.
- Susan Storm: You can't fly.
- Johnny Storm: Yet.
- Susan Storm: Johnny!
- Johnny Storm: What?
- Susan Storm: You gave us names? You don't think! So now you're the face of the Fantastic Four?
- Ben Grimm: A face that's about to be broken!
- Reed Richards: This isn't permanent, Johnny. We need to be careful until we're normal again.
- Johnny Storm: What if I don't *wanna* be normal?
- [indicates Ben]
- Johnny Storm: *I* didn't turn into a monster!
- [Ben goes to punch Johnny, but stops himself and walks away]
- Susan Storm: Johnny, say you're sorry.