Jennifer Coolidge credited as playing...
Hottie Cop
- Steve Butabi: What's up?
- Hottie Cop: Did you know you were doing 50?
- Doug Butabi: [whispers to Steve] Hottie cop likes you.
- Steve Butabi: Does not.
- Doug Butabi: Think she pulls over just anybody? Make a move.
- Steve Butabi: What's up?
- Hottie Cop: Just giving you an $80 ticket.
- Doug Butabi: [whispers to Steve] She is *so* into you
- Hottie Cop: I want you to do me a favor.
- Steve Butabi: What ever you say, "T.J. Hooker".
- Hottie Cop: [laughs] Please obey all posted speed limits. Have a good night
- Steve Butabi: It's already been good, now that you have served and protected me.
- [Hottie cop leaves]
- Doug Butabi: Way to go my friend! Not only did you got her badge number, but you got a date to meet her at the Municipal State Court. Up top!
- [High Five]
- Doug Butabi: Very nice!
- [High Five]
- Doug Butabi: [Steve slaps Doug hard across the face] What was the point of that?
- Steve Butabi: Sorry...
- Credit Vixen: [Last lines; "What Is Love" starts playing] Oh, I love this song.
- Hottie Cop: Me too.
- Steve Butabi: Actually, I'm getting kind of sick of it.