Thomas Ian Griffith credited as playing...
Jan Valek
- [Just as Cardinal Alba is about to complete the ceremony by burning Jack at the stake, Father Guiteau shoots Alba in the back with a shotgun, killing him in the process. Valek, his followers, and Katrina growl and hiss]
- Jack Crow: [shocked] Padre!
- [Valek growls]
- Father Adam Guiteau: [yells] Now, what are you gonna do, Valek? You've got nobody to complete your ritual! The sun's starting to rise!
- Valek: You... will finish the ritual.
- Father Adam Guiteau: [holds the shotgun to his head] Try to make me.
- Jack Crow: Attaboy, Padre. Fuck with him!
- [to Valek]
- Jack Crow: Hey, Valek, you're shit outta luck, pal. Give it up!
- [Valek grabs a burning torch and attempts to set Jack on fire. Guiteau removes the shotgun from his forehead]
- Valek: Finish it.
- Father Adam Guiteau: No.
- Valek: [yells] Finish it!
- Father Adam Guiteau: [screams] NO!
- [Valek moves the torch closer to Jack's crotch]
- Jack Crow: [groans] Come on, Padre. My nuts are on fire here!
- Jack Crow: End of the line, Valek.
- Valek: You still with us, Crow?
- Jack Crow: I don't burn so good these days, bloodsucker.
- Valek: [raising his hands in a calm manner] Give me the cross.
- Jack Crow: [sarcastically] This cross? Let me just ask you one thing. After 600 years hows that dick working? Pretty good?
- [Valek advances menacingly]
- Jack Crow: Huh? Come on
- Valek: [lunging at Jack] The Cross!
- [Jumps but Jack stabs him with the end of the cross]
- Jack Crow: Suck this!
- [Forces Valek against the wall while still stabbing him with the cross]
- Jack Crow: Die! Die, you fucker! Die!
- Valek: [spreading his arms in a mocking tone] Jack.
- [Jack hits him with a wooden plank]
- Jack Crow: Die!
- [Hits him with another wooden plank to no effect]
- Valek: [hits Jack across the room with the cross] Jack. You can't kill me.
- [Starts to pull the cross out of his body he painfully yells out loud, Jack knocks a wooden pillar loose causing the roof to fall apart exposing Valek to sunlight causing him to combust and scream in agony]
- Jack Crow: You ugly, blood-sucking fucker, DIE!
- [Valek combusts and explodes into a fireball]
- Jack Crow: Shit!
- [sighs]
- Jack Crow: Jesus.
- [Jack Crow, having been beaten up by Valek, awakens to find himself strangled and tied to the front of his truck; Cardinal Alba appears, having turned to the dark side]
- Cardinal Alba: Hello, Jack.
- [Chuckles]
- Cardinal Alba: From your expression, I assume you couldn't understand my presence here. I'm sorry to disillusion you, Jack. As one grows old, as death approaches, we begin to question... our fate. And I found mine lacking. "Is there a god? Is there a heaven?" I can no longer answer this for certain. I've witnessed no miracles, had no visions, and the prospect of death terrifies me. I've realized I've only one... alternative, and I made a bargain. With the devil if you wish.
- Jack Crow: You are truly a pile of dog shit, Cardinal.
- Cardinal Alba: Yeah, that's right.
- [chuckles]
- Cardinal Alba: That's correct, Jack and I can live with that. After I have given what Valek wants, he will fulfill our bargain. And I will be transformed into one of his... new children. It's beautiful, isn't it?
- [Jack spits at the Cardinal's face]
- Cardinal Alba: Eternal Life... Imortality... can change your heart.
- Jack Crow: Valek...
- [Valek looks at Jack]
- Jack Crow: ... why don't you prove you can kick my ass? Come on, untie me. Come on. Fuckin' pole smokin' fashion victim. Come on over here.
- Valek: Jack...
- Jack Crow: Come on. Five minutes, then you can bite my ass a little. Would you like that, see me all tied up, huh?
- Valek: What will silence you?
- Jack Crow: Come on. Untie me, you prick!
- Valek: Perhaps this will help.
- [Katrina, now a legion of the undead and one of Valek's newest children, appears and laughs evily after finally feeding on Montoya]
- Valek: Apparently your friend is one of my children now.
- [Jack scoffs]
- Valek: You are alone, crusader.
- [Valek has beaten up Jack very badly as Montoya & Katrina escape the vampires and Father Guiteau hides in the local bar]
- Valek: [grabs Jack's head; growls] Your war is over, Crusader.
- Cardinal Alba: Hello, Jack. From your expression, I assume you couldn't possibly understand my presence here. I'm sorry to disillusion you, Jack. As one grows old, as death approaches, we begin to question our faith, and I found mine lacking. Is there a God? s there a Heaven? I can no longer answer this for certain. I've witnessed no miracles, had no visions, and the prospect of death terrifies me. I realized I've only one alternative, and I made a bargain with the devil, if you wish.
- Jack Crow: [disgusted] You are truly... A pile of dog shit, Cardinal.
- Cardinal Alba: [chuckles] Yeah, that's right. That's correct, Jack. And I can live with that. After I've given Valek what he wants, he will fulfill our bargain, and I will be transformed into one of his... New children. It's beautiful isn't it?
- [Jack spits in his face]
- Cardinal Alba: Eternal life... Immortality can change your heart.
- Jack Crow: Valek. Why don't you prove you can kick my ass. Come on, untie me. Come on, fucking pole smoking fashion victim. Come on over here.
- Valek: Jack... .
- Jack Crow: Come on five minutes. Then you can bite my ass a little. Would you like that? See me all tied up? Huh?
- Valek: What will silence you?
- Jack Crow: Come on. Untie me, you prick.
- Valek: Perhaps this will help
- [Katrina enters the town fully vamped out]
- Valek: Apparently your friend is one of my children now. You are alone, crusader.
- Jack Crow: What the fuck do you want from me, Valek?
- Valek: Oh, you hate me so, don't you? But you made me, crusader. You hate what you've made. You fear it, because it is superior to you.
- [grabs and squeezes Jack's face]
- Valek: for 600 years I fed on your kind at will.
- [Tries to bite Jack but slowly refuses]
- Valek: No.
- Jack Crow: Why don't you just kill me and get it over with?
- Cardinal Alba: Because you are needed, Jack. The ceremony is a reenactment of the original exorcism. It requires the blood of a crusader and his crucifixion upon a burning cross. The climax of the ceremony must coincide with the first rays of the rising sun. Sorry, Jack.
- Jack Crow: What the fuck do you want from me, Valek?
- Valek: Oh, you hate me so, don't ya? But you made me, Crusader. You hate what you made. You fear it because it is superior to you.
- [grabs Jack's chin]
- Valek: For six hundred years, I've fed on your kind at will!
- [Attempts to bite Jack but slowly refuses]
- Valek: [whispers] No.
- Jack Crow: Why don't you just kill me and get it over with?
- Cardinal Alba: Because you are needed, Jack. The ceremony is a re-enactment of the original exorcism. It requires the blood of a crusader and his crucifixion upon a burning cross. The climax of the ceremony must coincide with the first rays of the rising sun. Sorry, Jack.










