Ben Immanuel credited as playing...
Sergeant Orono
- Lauren: Ryan and I were having sex. Hot steamy, sweaty sex. Every part of my body tingled orgasm after orgasm...
- Sgt. Orono: Lady, I just asked for your name.
- Lauren: Oh... Mrs. Hibbing Goodhue.
- Lt. Fergus Falls: All right, my angels! Move!
- [the three policemen start searching the apartment]
- Sgt. Tina Bagley: Patio Clear!
- Lt. Fergus Falls: Ivy needs water!
- Sgt. Orono: Den is clear!
- Lt. Fergus Falls: I got spaghetti! Watch it! Plate could be hot!
- [searching further]
- Lt. Fergus Falls: I got a shut door!
- [bangs the door open]
- Lt. Fergus Falls: Empty. We throw a shoe every time we start to gallop. That man's as slick as a lizard in Jerry Lewis' hair.
- [notices a framed photograph of Cass Lake]
- Lt. Fergus Falls: Cass Lake, face of an angel. Harrison's accomplice. A caterpillar has 2,087 minute hairs on each leg, but for the life of me, I cannot tell you why women keep falling for the wrong man!
- [starts moving out of the apartment]
- Lt. Fergus Falls: All right, people! Tag and log everything. I want carpet fibres. I want wallpaper swatches. I want all plumbing and wood surfaces analyzed. So vacuum, cut, chip and suck! There are two things that frost my butt: It's a snow cone about that high, and the other one is Ryan Harrison.
- Lt. Fergus Falls: [when they realize that Cass Lake is helping Harrison] Call motor vehicles. Get her address.
- Sgt. Orono: We'll pick her up.
- Lt. Fergus Falls: No. No. There are better ways to find out what a woman knows.
- Sgt. Orono: Dinner and a movie, lie to her, say you love her.
- Lt. Fergus Falls: That works, but in this case we're going to stake out her place. She's going to lead us to Ryan Harrison.