Oscar Hsu credited as playing...
Chinese Waiter
- Ted: [points gun at Allegra's head] Death to the demoness, Allegra Geller.
- Allegra: That's not funny.
- Ted: Sorry.
- [lowers the gun]
- Ted: But you know, I do feel the urge to kill someone here.
- Allegra: Who?
- Ted: I need to kill our waiter.
- Allegra: Oh. Well that makes sense. Um, waiter! Waiter!
- [she calls over waiter]
- Allegra: When he comes over, do it. Don't hesitate.
- Ted: But... everything in the game is so realistic, I-I don't think I really could.
- Allegra: You won't be able to stop yourself. You might as well enjoy it.
- Ted: Free will... is obviously not a big factor in this little world of ours.
- Allegra: It's like real life. There's just enough to make it interesting.
- Ted: [looking at approaching waiter] He's too nice! I won't do it.
- Chinese Waiter: What can I do to make your lunch more pleasant?
- Ted: I found this in my soup.
- [holds up gun]
- Ted: And I'm very upset.
- [shoots waiter]