Don Messick credited as playing...
Hamton J. Pig • TV Executive
- Plucky Duck: Make haste, friend Hampton! I hear our good neighbor Jabez Monty is in sorrowful need of my counsel.
- Hamton J. Pig: Are you ever going to talk normal in this special, Plucky?
- Plucky Duck: [annoyed] Just stick to the script, Hambone!
- Hamton J. Pig: It's true, Daniel Webfoot! Look a yonder!
- Plucky Duck: [Narrating] I listened to my friend drone on, perfectly at ease.
- Hamton J. Pig: It couldn't have just gotten up and walked away. That vacuum weighed 7.2 pounds, and was one of the heavier ones that had a light in front. Well, there was one that was heavier, but it had an 8-watt bulb, and mine had a 15-watt, which is odd, cause' you'd think the small bulb would be lighter, and the whole machine would be lighter, but nowadays they put all kinds of different handle types and, and even the power cords that could have a significant effect on the weight on the machine, which they make up for with power-assist drives and fancy names like Zoom-Vroom, but there's nothing like pushing a big, heavy vacuum across some soiled shag and hearing the little blinkety-blink of objects going around the meter bar, and into the bag.
- Plucky Duck: [Narrating] But ere long, I wished his monologue to end. There grew a ringing in my ears.