Dave Foley credited as playing...
Troy
- Eve: Now hold on, hold on just a minute! In the first place I do not fall in love with weirdos who I've only known for four or five days!
- Troy: Yes you do.
- Eve: And I don't fall in love with grown men who collect baseball cards!
- Troy: Yes you do.
- Eve: Or pee in their pants when they see the ocean!
- Troy: Yes you do.
- Eve: Or have perfect table manners!
- Troy: You know, I asked him about that. He said, good manners are just a way of showing other people we have respect for them. See, I didn't know that, I thought it was just a way of acting all superior. Oh and you know what else he told me?
- Eve: What?
- Troy: He thinks I'm a gentleman and you're a lady.
- Eve: [disgusted] Well, consider the source! I don't even know what a lady is.
- Troy: I know, I mean I thought a "gentleman" was somebody that owned horses. But it turns out, his short and simple definition of a lady or a gentleman is, someone who always tries to make sure the people around him or her are as comfortable as possible.
- Eve: Where do you think he got all that information?
- Troy: From the oddest place - his parents. I mean, I don't think I got that memo from mine.
- Troy: [pointing to Sophie's sizeable breast implants] So, Sophie, when you fly to Paris, do you check these or are they carry-on?
- Eve: And now I suppose he's trying to make those two dancers feel as comfortable as possible.
- Troy: No. He didn't go home with them.
- Eve: [Eve gives a happy look to Troy] ... Well.
- Troy: He went home with Sophie.
- Eve: [screams really loudly] No!
- Troy: Yep.
- Eve: No!
- Troy: She swept him out of the room, whispering little sweet French nothings into his ear.
- Troy: Can I ask you some questions?
- [Adam nods]
- Troy: When did Alaska become a state?
- Adam: 1959.
- Troy: Okay, and who owned it before we did?
- Adam: Russia.
- Troy: And when did we get it from them?
- Adam: 1867. Seward's Folly. We purchased it for $7.2 million. Tidy sum then as well as now. I'm quoting my father, of course.
- Troy: All right, what's the state capital?
- Adam: Juneau.
- Troy: Hello? It's Anchorage! Gotcha!
- Adam: Mm-mm, sorry. That's the largest city.
- [Troy leaves the room]
- Adam: Where's he going?
- Eve: He's going to check your answers on his computer.
- Adam: He has a computer?
- Eve: Sure.
- Adam: In the house?
- Eve: No, actually, it's in the back yard. Of course it's in the house. It's in there.