Dian Bachar credited as playing...
Ben Chapleski • Choda Boy
- [Dave recounts a painful memory of why he quit Hamster Style kung fu]
- Young Ben: Dad?
- Ben's Father: Hmm?
- Young Ben: I don't think I'm gonna do Hamster Style anymore.
- Ben's Father: That's nice.
- [Flashback pans back to the present]
- Ben Chapelski: [tearfully] And that's how it went down, man!
- Joe Young: But if you're such a scientific genius,don't you think Heavenly Father has something more important planned for your life?
- Ben Chapelski: Who?
- Joe Young: You.
- Ben Chapelski: ...What?
- [Joe Young has just zapped Maxxx Orbison several times with the Orgazmorator]
- Ben Chapelski: Dude! He's never gonna wanna have another orgasm again!
- Joe Young: One more time for Jesus.