Matt Stone credited as playing...
Dave the Lighting Guy
- Dave the Lighting Guy: I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think Depeche Mode is a sweet band!
- Dave the Lighting Guy: Say, have you seen that movie Clash of the Titans?
- Joe Young: Oh yeah, the greek mythology.
- Dave the Lighting Guy: Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!
- Dave the Lightning Guy: [to Joe] I don't want to sound like a queer or nothin', but I'd kinda like to make love to you tonight.
- Dave the Lighting Guy: Dude, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think you got a hot ass!
- Joe Young: Thanks.
- Joe Young: You see, when the Mormons first arrived, they didn't have any money...
- DVDA Porn Actress: They should've done DVDA.
- Joe Young: DVDA?
- DVDA Porn Actress: Yeah, double-vaginal double-anal. It's the only way a woman of my age will get work in this industry. If you don't think that splits me open like a turkey on Thanksgiving, heh...
- Dave the Lighting Guy: HEY, LADY! We're ready for the DVDA shot!
- DVDA Porn Actress: [smiles] Nice talkin' with ya, kid.
- [a nude mariachi band is playing at Maxxx Orbison's party]
- Dave the Lighting Guy: These guys kind of sound like Depeche Mode!
- Dave the Lighting Guy: [as Joe is about to film his first scene] Lights are on and stable captain. WOO-HOO, let's see some fuckin' action!
- Dave the Lighting Guy: Everybody say, "Geddy Lee!"
- Joe Young: Who's Geddy Lee?
- Dave the Lighting Guy: Geddy Lee, best bass player EVER, come on!
- Everybody: Geddy Lee!
- [Dave snaps photo]
- Maxxx Orbison: Okay people, let's go! Lights on!
- Dave the Lighting Guy: Lights are on. It's stable, Captain, Woohoo! Let's see some fuckin' action!
- Maxxx Orbison: Dave?
- Dave the Lighting Guy: Yeah?
- Maxxx Orbison: Calm down.
- Dave the Lighting Guy: Right. Sorry.
- Dave the Lighting Guy: My name's Dave.
- Sancho: I am Sancho. Don't mean to sound like queer, but I find fire very romantic.