Jane Harker credited as playing...
Alice McDoakes
- Alice McDoakes: [packing suitcase] I've worked and slaved my fingers to the bone for the last time! I'm going home to Mother!
- Joe McDoakes: [holding roasted turkey] Okay - go on home to Mother, and you can... you can... you can give her the bird from me!
- [slams turkey into the suitcase]
- Joe McDoakes: [she screams]
- Alice McDoakes: You did that just out of spite! You - you know I don't have enough turkey for all those - those people!
- Joe McDoakes: Ohhhh! So now my family are people, huh? Ha! Well, let me tell you something, young lady - they may be people, but they don't eat like *your* family!