Vincent Cassel credited as playing...
Monsieur Hood
- Merry Men: [singing] Ta da, da da da da - whoo!
- Monsieur Hood: I steal from the rich and give to the needy...
- Merry Man: He takes a wee percentage...
- Monsieur Hood: But I'm not greedy - I rescue pretty damsels, man I'm good!
- Merry Men: What a guy, ha ha, Monsieur Hood!
- Monsieur Hood: Break it down...
- [Merry Men Irish step dance]
- Monsieur Hood: I like an honest fight and a saucy little maid...
- Merry Men: What he's basically saying is he likes to get...
- Monsieur Hood: Paid!
- Monsieur Hood: So, when an ogre in the bush grabs a lady by the tush, that's bad.
- Merry Man: [joining in] That's bad, that's bad, that's bad!
- Monsieur Hood: When a beauty's with a beast it makes me awfully mad!
- Merry Men: He's mad, he's really, really mad!
- Monsieur Hood: Now I'll take my blade and ram it through your heart Keep your eyes on me, boys, 'Cause I'm about to start...
- [Fiona swoops in and kicks him - the music stops]
- Princess Fiona: Man, that was annoying!
- Monsieur Hood: [swings in to grab Fiona] La liberte! Hey!
- Shrek: Princess!
- Princess Fiona: What are you doing?
- Monsieur Hood: Be still, mon cherie, for I am your savior! And I am rescuing you from this green - -
- [kissing sounds]
- Monsieur Hood: - -beast.
- Shrek: Hey! That's my princess! Go find your own!
- Monsieur Hood: Please, monster! Can't you see I'm a little busy here?
- Princess Fiona: Look, pal, I don't know who you think you are!
- Monsieur Hood: Oh! Of course! Oh, how rude. Please let me introduce myself. Oh, Merry Men.
- [laughs]