John Heard credited as playing...
Prof. Lance Davidson
- Professor Davidson: Remember: one person's interminable stretch of highway is--
- Skye Davidson: Is another person's road to adventure, I know. But going out of our way to see a giant ice-cream cone? That's crazy.
- Professor Davidson: Crazy? Crazy is NOT to see the giant ice-cream cone. How'd you like to tell your friends we were in Baxter--Oh, didja see the giant ice-cream cone? No, we missed it. THAT would be crazy.
- Skye Davidson: I wonder how long it's gonna take them to find our bodies.
- Professor Davidson: Oh, probably never. You know, that's assuming they'd even look. You know how many bodies are buried out here they've never found? San Bernardino Sheriff's Office told me that if all the dead bodies in the dessert stood up at the same time, this place would resemble Manhattan.
- Skye Davidson: No cable?
- Caroline Baxter: I tried get it, but they actually wanted me to pay for 45 miles cable.
- Professor Davidson: Gee, sounds like a satellite dish would be cheaper.
- Caroline Baxter: Yes, but then the aliens would know where we are.