Parley Baer credited as playing...
Boss Crook
- First Cop: Sorry, folks, but there's been complaints about the noise.
- Morticia Addams: But this is a holiday, and a very special holiday for the Addams family. Everyone here is a relative.
- Uncle Fester: [brings in the crooks] I'm sorry, you're mistaken, Morticia, these two aren't.
- First Cop: Well... Bones Lafferty and Louie the Lard?
- Gomez Addams: Oh, you must be mistaken, Officer; these are members of our family.
- [Fester shakes his head]
- Boss Crook: No, no, no. No, we, we, we, we just said that... we're not members. Oh, but the lion, a lion! In, in the basement, and a lady flew right out the window!
- Little Bo Peep: That was no lady, it was a pterodactyl.