Jay Paulson credited as playing...
X-Phile #2
- William: [Discussing "The Plan" with the X-Philes] Okay, you're Boba Fett, and you're Grand Moff Tarkin.
- X-Phile 1: How come he gets to be Boba Fett?
- William: Ok, fine, *you're* Boba Fett, and *you're* Grand Moff Tarkin.
- X-Phile 2: I don't want to be Grand Moff Tarkin!
- William: All right, fine, you know what? You're both KISS dolls!
- X-Phile 1: I'm telling you, that patch of sky right up there above those powerlines is like a superhighway for UFO activity.
- X-Phile 2: [sighs] Yeah, right. I wonder how William's doing at the party. I just hope he isn't having any trouble blending in.
- [cut to a very drunk William, at the center of attention, downing coutless shots of liquor to show off to a crowd]
- William: [to himself] Isn't there something I was supposed to do tonight?
- X-Phile 1: Hey, isn't this the weekend that you're supposed to meet your girlfriend from the Internet?
- X-Phile 2: Yeah, but she has, uh, some photo shoot in Fiji for a catalog or something.
- [shakes his head]
- X-Phile 1: Oh, man. That sucks.
- X-Phile 2: Yeah. I guess that's just the price you pay for dating Christy Turlington.