Tony Roper credited as playing...
Jamesie Cotter
- Jamesie Cotter: [Rab has been told that he has only a year to live if he doesn't stop drinking. He's shared this with his drinking pals who include Andra and Dodie. This news has scared Jamesie into wanting to give up the demon drink] Rab, you and me, we go back a longs ways together.
- Rab C. Nesbitt: Aye, we dae, we dae, we dae, aye...
- Jamesie Cotter: We started goin in tae pubs together, then we went on tae secondary school.
- Rab C. Nesbitt: Aye, what's the point, what's the point...!
- Jamesie Cotter: The point, yae big wet slopbledger is - if you're on yer way oot with yer liver like an insole, then so are we! Cos we huv matched you pint for pint for the last 25 bloody years!
- Andra: BASTARD!
- Jamesie Cotter: [passionately] Rab, there's that much to live for! I mean even a man as yersel must have some ambitions left, somethin you want to do before you finally shuffle off this mortal coil!
- Jamesie Cotter: Of course I've got ambitions, of course I've got ambitions.
- Jamesie Cotter: What are they, Rab?
- Rab C. Nesbitt: Jist oncest, Jist oncest. I wid like tae be able talk tae you withoot feelin... like I've jist gargled wie *Preparation X!
- Peter The Warlock: [to Rab] Now if you'll excuse me I have a unicorn to sacrifice and a virgin to deflower.
- [to three of the guys as he leaves the pub]
- Peter The Warlock: see you's.
- Dodie: He must be a warlock right enough to huv found a unicorn in Govan.
- Jamesie Cotter: He must be Sherlock Holmes to huv found a virgin.