Michael Ian Black credited as playing...
Various
- Various: It's hard enough fitting both the mail and the tacos in here. I'll level with you. These bags weren't designed for tacos.
- Various: That's kind of what I'm getting at, Jake.
- Various: Well, don't tell me you don't like the tacos.
- Various: [gets close, in his face] Jake, I love the tacos. They're maybe the best tacos I've ever had. But I think if I had to choose between the mail, and the tacos, I have to choose the mail.
- Various: Okay, I'm gonna take a breath here. I think you might be saying something you don't quite mean. What I'm hearing is, you don't want the tacos.
- Various: [drives by on the street]
- [stops]
- Various: Great tacos today, Jake!
- Detective: [into a bullhorn to terrorists] OK! If you want your money, come out of the building with your hands on top of your head!
- Lead Terrorist: [into a bullhorn back to the detective] Uh, can we bring our guns?
- Detective: [answering into bullhorn] Sure!
- Several Policemen: [whispering to detective] No, no, no.
- Detective: [re-answering into bullhorn] No!