- Ray Pekurny: You know, how many chances do guys like you and I get?
- Ed: I don't know.
- Ray Pekurny: That's right, you don't know.
- Bill Maher: Okay, since we have Ray Pekurny on the panel today, we thought we'd talk to him about his book. It is called "My Brother Pissed On Me." Is that a metaphorical title or did he really piss on you?
- Ray Pekurny: I put it- I put it in the book.
- Bill Maher: Okay, then. Well, I'll be honest, I haven't read it, because, frankly, it sounds kind of stupid.
- Ray Pekurny: I mean, I'm human.
- Ed Pekurny: Come on, Ray. What do you mean? Why didn't you stop?
- Ray Pekurny: Stop?
- Ed Pekurny: Yeah, why didn't you stop?
- Ray Pekurny: I'm the guy. I don't stop. That's the woman's job. We're the gas, they're the brakes.
- John: Look, Ed, you put *anybody* on television sixteen hours a day, and sooner or later they're going to fall off a table and land on a cat.
- Panel member: A joyous celebration of boobery, that's what it is.