Cannibal Hookers

my friends and i rented this film during a 5 for $5 at our local video store. the film starts off crappily and ends like crap. tons of plot holes, ugly saggy breasted girls and laughable gore. only watch this with a bunch of friends so you can all laugh together. Cannibal Campout was better than this crap. also, if you feel renting it for nudity, i will warn you that there is hardly any nudity in this movie at all and when there is, be warned that there are ugly saggy breasted girls and saggy ass. its icky!! oh yeah, and on top of that, there is horrid acting.

mat drumladdy the hot carls

Cannibal Hookers isn't the worst film you could imagine. Despite the fact that it starts out in the manner of an 80s poorly shot porn film, it does actually manage to be better than that.

There has been an attempt to produce a storyline, however that has clearly failed.

Whilst the acting is most unnatural, the camera work is dodgy and the script is pure rubbish, the saving grace of this film is the fact that it does break away from conventions of the cannibal sub-genre.

Firstly, these are causcasian, ugly, Californian women who are the cannibals, not Amazonians in grass skirts. Also the most absurd aspect of the plot bridges the gap between the cannibal and vampire genres, a feat, to my knowledge, attempted by no other filmmaker.

In summary, this film is not to be watched in any seriousness. It is, and hopefully was intended to be, a trashy, no budget video release designed for those who find cannibalism, 80s hairstyles and vaseline filtered glamour photography amusing.

This film essentially begins in Los Angeles with two young women named "Hilary" (Amy Waddell) and "Dee-Dee" (Annette Munro) trying to join a sorority. The lead sorority sister, "Stephanie" (Sheila Best), tells them that to pass the initiation, they must dress up as hookers and bring two clients to a bordello in a seedy part of town. Although they initially can't attract any customers, Hilary's boyfriend, "Bruce" (Tommy Carrano), and his two friends, "Darrell" (Donald Trimborn) and "Dwight" (Matt Borlenghi), step in and agree to go with them. What they don't realize is that the bordello Stephanie sends them to is home to female cannibals who happen to be quite hungry. Now, rather than reveal any more, I will just say that this was one of those low-budget '80s movies that suffered from common issues typical of productions like this. The script was simple, the acting was poor, and the camera work needed significant improvement as well. Admittedly, there were some attractive actresses, like Kristie Etzold (as the "Hitchhiker Hooker") and Diana de la Cruz ("Carmila"), along with the three women mentioned earlier, to add some visual interest. Still, their presence wasn't enough to save this wretched film, and I have rated it accordingly.

Group of college girls pledging a sorority are forced to pretend to be hookers and pick up some johns. They are able to do this, but the pledge master turns the girls into cannibals and soon no male in the city is safe. Really terrible film is entertaining because it is so bad. The special effects are mainly shots of a person screaming and then you see a fake limb with some blood on it torn apart. They don't even bother to show the limbs being torn off because the budget was so low, that the effect would have came off even worse, if that is possible.

Unrated; Sexual Situations, Nudity, Graphic Violence, and Profanity.

I only saw about four minutes. This is the worst movie ever! I later went back and watched it at 8x speed. A good plot idea--girls pretend to be hookers to lure men to a cannibal lair to be consumed by a mad-man. Well, I guess that's the plot--I may be giving it more credit than its worth. Find a few cute girls (not to imply that the girls in this movie are attractive) willing to bare their breasts and walk around in lingerie, mixup some fake blood, and virtually anyone could make a better movie. A waste of plastic! The worst movie I have ever seen, it makes Garden of the Dead look like Gone With The Wind. At least Garden of the Dead is campy (no pun intended). If you want gratuitous nudity and campy horror, watch Zombie Lake. What were they thinking when they made this "movie"? Anyone who claims any other film is the worst ever should be mailed a copy of this contrivance. Horrid, wretched, execrable. Words fail to convey....