Christopher McDonald credited as playing...
Dad
- Stevo: Wait, time out. I just wanted to ask real quick, if I can. You believe in rebellion, freedom and love, right?
- Mom: Absolutely, yes.
- Dad: Rebellion, freedom, love.
- Stevo: You two are divorced. So love failed. Two: Mom, you're a New Ager, clinging to every scrap of Eastern religion that may justify why the above said love failed. Three: Dad, you're a slick, corporate, preppy-ass lawyer. I don't really have to say anything else about you, do I, Dad? Four: You move from New York City, the Mecca and hub of the cultural world to Utah! Nowhere! To change nothing! More to perpetuate this cycle of greed, fascism and triviality. Your movement of the people, by and for the people got you... nothing! You just hide behind some lost sense of drugs, sex, and rock'n'roll. Ooooh, Kumbaya! I am the future! I am the future of this great nation which you, Father, so arrogantly saved this world for. Look, I have my own agenda. Harvard, out. University of Utah, in. I'm gonna get a 4.0 in damage. I love you guys! Don't get me wrong, it's all about this. But for the first time in my life, I'm 18 and I can say "FUUUUUCK YOU!"
- Dad: Steven, I didn't sell out son. I bought in. Keep that in mind. That kid's gonna make a hell of a lawyer, huh?
- Mom: Yeah, he takes after his father. He's a son of a bitch.
- Dad: Well, fuck you, dear.
- Stevo: You're a Nazi!
- Dad: Nazi, I'm Jewish, Steven, how can I be a Nazi?
- Stevo: That's the worst. Dad, look at this. What kinda, what kinda car is this?
- Dad: That would be a Porshe.
- Stevo: A Porshe, that you bought at a Volkswagen dealership. Volkswagen, right? For the people who designed it? Who made that possible, Let me give you a hint, Adolf Hitler.
- Dad: IT'S JUST A CAR!