Devon Sawa credited as playing...
Sean
- Clothing Store Woman: Can I help you?
- Sean: Yeah, I called about the job.
- Clothing Store Woman: You called?
- Sean: Yeah, I wanna sell clothes, women's clothes.
- Clothing Store Woman: I don't know. Have you ever had experience?
- Sean: With what?
- Clothing Store Woman: Women's clothes?
- Sean: What the fuck would I be doing with women's clothes? What do I look like, a transvestite? I'm not no fucking transvestite, all right?
- Clothing Store Woman: No, no, no, I mean, have you ever worked in retail?
- Sean: Huh?
- Clothing Store Woman: You know, selling... clothes.
- Sean: Well, if I was selling clothes already, what would I be doing here? I really don't think this is the right way to start a working relationship. You got a real, a real bad attitude, lady. In fact I don't even want your job, I don't care how much you'd pay me, cause I got integrity, in-fucking-tegrity. WAAAH.
- Bob: Sean, what are you doin' outside, man?
- Sean: You're him?
- Bob: ... Yeah... I'm him.
- Sean: [claps hands together] JESUS! Have I sinned or am I goin' to heaven?
- Bob: [laughing] You're fryin' man, how much acid did you take?
- Sean: You're not Jesus... you're Bob.
- Bob: I'm Bob!... How goes it?
- Sean: How are you doin' that?
- Bob: Doin' what?
- Sean: Walkin' on water? If I get off this chair I'll drown, you wanna know why, Bob? 'Cause I can't swim!
- Bob: Oh, I get it! So, Sean, d'you see land anywhere?
- Sean: [looking around] No... just water... say, Bob, you ARE Jesus.
- Bob: That's right, I am, why do you ask?
- Sean: ... Satan is in the house! He killed my mom and turned her into a bull!
- Cops: [after flashback to a scene with Sean threatening his mother with a knife but being scared by Satan and a bull, his mother]
- [Bob waves to Sean's mom at the window; she reluctantly waves back]
- Cops: [the cops pull in] Put your hands in the air and slowly turn around!
- Sean: [happy as happy can be] I'M SAVED!
- Bob: Yeah... sure Sean... you're saved...