Til Schweiger credited as playing...
- Stevo: [to Mark, who is leaving Salt Lake City] If you ever get lonely, if you ever need someone to talk to... Bob's here for you.
- Mark: Hey Stevo.
- [good naturedly]
- Mark: Fuck you.
- Stevo, Bob: Noooo. Fuuuccckkkk yooouuuuuuu.
- [handing Stevo a bag of weed]
- Mark: Here you go, but be careful, that stuff'll make you stupid.
- [Someone throws a beer can at Stevo]
- Stevo: FUCK YOU.
- Mark: Well, stupider than you already are.
- Mark: That's what's wrong with you Americans, you're always looking for pain.
- Mike: Yeah well... it pains me to hear you say that, Mark, it really does.
- Mark: Now, you see the problem with water beds is that they have these waves like this,
- [makes motions of waves with hands]
- Mark: Right? But you see this water bed is special,
- [draws his hands across the bed]
- Mark: , you see? It has no waves.
- Stevo: Why didn't you just get a normal bed... that has no waves?
- [awkward silence]
- Mark: But this HAS no waves.
- Mike: So, Mark, how you doin', old man?
- Mark: FUCK! I'm not old, motherfucker.
- Mike: Oh, no, I just... no, I mean... you're older than anyone else here.
- Mark: It depends on how you look at it. I'm young in my heart! Younger then any of these assholes over there.
