Jason Segel credited as playing...
Mike
- Mike: I wanna save the rain forests, y'know, somebody's gotta fight for them, it's just...
- [can't seem to find the right word, so he slams the table instead]
- Mike: Let me just explain this to you. It was my instinct to react that way because you punched my friend.
- Bouncer: I'm the bouncer for the band. It's my job.
- Mike: Yes, but this is a punk show. And mayhem and punk shows, it's like peas and carrots, y'know? It's common for a guy to jump on stage, and then he jumps right off again.
- Mike: Look, I'm really sorry about the beating, and I hope the rest of your stay in America is more pleasant.