Cheryl Chase credited as playing...
Angelica Pickles
- Angelica Pickles: After all I done for you babies, you woulda left me and Cynthia be-
- [the Reptar Wagon bumps over a bridge plank and Angelica gets catapulted into the air]
- Angelica Pickles: HI-I-I-I-IND!
- Phil DeVille: I didn't know she could fly.
- Lil DeVille: I think it's 'cause she's a witch.
- [Angelica appears wearing Sherlock Holmes clothes]
- Angelica Pickles: They've taken Cynthia, Spike! Come on, your gonna be my butthound.
- Angelica Pickles: We gotta search every doghouse, playhouse, treehouse and dollhouse! I want those foogitives back in custardy.
- Angelica Pickles: [yelling, after seeing the Banana Bros. TV commercial] GRANDPA, CAN WE GO TO THE CIRCUS?
- Lou Pickles: [the goat rams his chair, awakening him] It's enough of a circus around here already!
- Angelica Pickles: Hi, Uncle Stu. Sorry to hear your pony was slow.
- Stu Pickles: We don't *have* a pony, Angelica.
- Angelica Pickles: [to Drew] Then how come you told Mommy Aunt Didi got saddled with a loser?
- [Drew gasps]
- Stu Pickles: [wheels around on Drew] "Loser"?
- Drew Pickles: [nervously] He... He... I...
- Stu Pickles: [hears Tommy and Dil crying] Excuse me, bro, my "tax deductions" are crying!
- [slams door]
- Drew Pickles: [reopens door] YA CAN'T DEDUCT 'EM IF YOU DON'T HAVE ANY INCOME!
- [slams door, but it reopens a tad]
- Circus TV Announcer: [Angelica is in the den with the goat and Grandpa Lou, who is sleeping on his chair]
- [She turns the volume all the way up to drown out the sound of Dil crying]
- Circus TV Announcer: Direct from Moscow, the Banana Brothers Monkey Circus!
- [the commercial shows a ring master, IGOR, on a mini train about to eat a banana, but then a monkey takes it and tries to eat it, but then a baby monkey takes it and eats it, then tosses the banana peel aside]
- Circus TV Announcer: Featuring the most amazing monkeys since Brezhnev! This is real monkey business.
- [Another ring master, SERGE, slips on the banana peel and the monkeys assemble behind him]
- Circus TV Announcer: So, Trotsky on down! The Banana Brothers Monkey Circus!
- [the end of the commercial shows the logo, which is a large grinning clown's face]
- Angelica Pickles: [shouting over the noise] GRANDPA! CAN WE GO TO THE CIRCUS?
- Lou Pickles: [the goat charges towards the back of Grandpa's chair, which jolts him awake] Unh!
- [Bothered by the goat bleating and Dil crying]
- Lou Pickles: It's enough of a circus around here already!