Phil Proctor credited as playing...
Howard DeVille • Igor
- Igor: [getting off circus train] Serge, you stay here and watch monkeys; I get us coffee.
- Serge: No, no, no, Igor, YOU stay and watch monkeys; I get us coffee.
- Igor: Nyet! Monkeys watch YOU; I GET COFFEE!
- Serge: [Later, drinking coffee] You know, I think coffee is better in St. Petersburg.
- Igor: No, it is better in Kiev.
- Serge: No; is better in St. Petersburg.
- Igor: NOTHING is better in St. Petersburg!