Kath Soucie credited as playing...
Philip Deville • Lillian Deville • Betty Deville
- Angelica Pickles: After all I done for you babies, you woulda left me and Cynthia be-
- [the Reptar Wagon bumps over a bridge plank and Angelica gets catapulted into the air]
- Angelica Pickles: HI-I-I-I-IND!
- Phil DeVille: I didn't know she could fly.
- Lil DeVille: I think it's 'cause she's a witch.
- Chuckie Finster: Hey, you guys, help me! The monkeys is trying to take Tommy's brother!
- Phil DeVille: So?
- [first lines]
- Chuckie Finster: This place gives me the juice bumps.
- Phil DeVille: Maybe we should go back.
- Lil DeVille: Very back!
- Tommy Pickles: No! We can't go back now, you guys! Oakey-Dokey Jones *never* goes back!
- Lil DeVille: We're taking Dil back to the hopsicle, Tommy. We're gonna get your moneys back.
- Tommy Pickles: What? You can't do that! My mommy and daddy wanna keep him!
- Chuckie Finster: See? See?
- Phil DeVille: Why? All he does is cry and poop.
- Tommy Pickles: So do you!
- Phil DeVille: I don't cry *that* much.
- Tommy Pickles: Well, you poop an awful lot!
- Phil DeVille: Look who's talking, Mr. Chocolate Pants!
- Tommy Pickles: I am not a poopie monster!
- Charlotte Pickles: [pats Didi's belly with her phone] How's our little man?
- Didi Pickles: [rubs her belly] I told you, Charlotte, Dr. Lipschitz says it's a girl.
- Betty DeVille: Ha! That windbag thought Phil and Lil were intestinal gas!
- Miriam Pickles: Face it, Dolly. Ridin' high it's a guy!
- Charlotte Pickles: Well, you know what they say: "Born under Venus, look for a--"
- [her phone rings]
- Charlotte Pickles: Hello?
- [walks away]
- Didi Pickles: Now, now, Dr. Lipschitz is the expert. I don't see any of *you* with a PhD in Latin.
- Betty DeVille: Yeah. *Pig* Latin, maybe. Well, let's just hope for Tommy's sake it's a girl. I'd hate to think how much my pups would be squabbling if *they* were both boys.
- Didi Pickles: Ah, ah, ah! Let's not do any gender stereotyping. After all, Stu and Drew are brothers, and *they* get along just fine.
- [cut to the basement]
- Stu Pickles: Pushy!
- Drew Pickles: Lazy!
- Stu Pickles: Bossy!
- Drew Pickles: Inconsiderate!
- Stu Pickles: Nosey!
- Drew Pickles: Good-for-nothin'!
- Stu Pickles: Busybody!
- Stu Pickles, Drew Pickles: Why can't you listen to me?
- Lil DeVille: Look it, Tommy, nobody likes him!
- Phil DeVille: We're gonna find that lizard, Tommy. You can find your brother by yourself!
- Tommy Pickles: Will you help me, Chuckie?
- Chuckie Finster: Sorry, Tommy.
- Tommy Pickles: But-but you're my bestest friend.
- Chuckie Finster: Yeah? Well, if-if I'm your bestest friend, then how come when I got throwed up on, you didn't help me? Huh, huh? And when I falled overboard, you didn't help me. And then when the monkey grabbed me, you didn't even care
- [crying]
- Chuckie Finster: about my boo-boo!
- Lil DeVille: [Tommy slumps] Face it, Tommy. You don't got a bestest friend no more. All you gots is a brother!
- Tommy Pickles: [dejected and close to tears] Oh, um... fine. I-I-I'll go find him by myself.
- [He sadly goes off to find Dil, leaving the other Rugrats behind. With another crack of thunder, it starts to rain. The baby monkey escapes, leaving its diaper behind]
- Tommy Pickles: [about his chocolate coin] I'm saving it for my new sister.
- Chuckie Finster: Oh, you mean she finally came?
- Tommy Pickles: Not yet but they're giving her this big party, so I'm pretty sure today's the day.
- Lil DeVille: Do you think she got lost-ed on her way to the party?
- Tommy Pickles: Hmm, I don't know, I think we'd better go look for her, come on.
- Chuckie Finster: But Tommy, she could be anywhere's.
- [bumps into Didi's pregnant belly]
- Betty DeVille: Watch it, pups.
- Didi Pickles: Careful.
- [the babies breeze by the Rangers in the wagon]
- Chuckie Finster: Tommy, I saw some growed ups! Stop! Stop!
- Tommy Pickles: I don't know how!
- [as Tommy pushes a bunch of buttons, Lil sees they're heading for the river]
- Lil DeVille: Well, I hope you figure it out... 'CAUSE I DIDN'T BRING NO BATHY SUIT!
- Phil DeVille: [bouncing on a mattress in a delivery truck] Hey, this is more fun than pickin' noses!
- Lil DeVille: Or blowin' bubbles in the bathtub!
- Chuckie Finster: Uh, guys, I don't know if I should throw up or throw down!
- Lil DeVille: Uh-oh, Tommy, I think your brother is broked again.
- Tommy Pickles: Oh, no! Dil, are you OK?
- Phil DeVille: I think he's gonna a-splode!
- Dil Pickles: Pooping.
- Tommy Pickles: What?
- Dil Pickles: [strains] POOPING!
- [plop]
- Lil DeVille, Tommy Pickles, Phil DeVille, Chuckie Finster: Eww!
- Tommy Pickles: Well, I guess we'll have to change his diapie.
- Phil DeVille: What do you mean, "we"?
- Chuckie Finster: Tommy, are you OK?
- Tommy Pickles: I'm fine. I just tripped in a little hole, that's all.
- Chuckie Finster: Gosh, it looks kinda like Spike's feets, only if he was a giant!
- Phil DeVille: I saw feetprints like that in our storybook. A woof made it, and then he ate that little red riding girl.
- Chuckie Finster: A woof ate a girl?
- Phil DeVille: Um, well, they got her out.
- Tommy Pickles: I don't think it's a woof, Chuckie. If it was a woof, we'd hear him say...
- [Tommy begins to imitate a wolf's howl, but a real wolf howls in the distance]
- Phil DeVille: That was pretty good.
- Tommy Pickles: I didn't do anything.
- [the wolf howls in the distance again]
- Chuckie Finster, Tommy Pickles, Phil DeVille, Lil DeVille: WOOF!
- [the babies all scramble for safety]