Neil Ross credited as playing...
Wally
- Guybrush Threepwood: I'm selling these fine leather jackets.
- Wally: [puts down his gun] Really?
- Guybrush Threepwood: No. I'm lying.
- Wally: In that case, I don't want one.
- Guybrush Threepwood: Yep, sorry we couldn't make a deal.
- Wally: [takes up his gun] Cross me again and I'll chum for sharks with ya!
- Guybrush Threepwood: Well, I'm pretty tough myself!
- Wally: You! Don't make me laugh! You couldn't even grow a decent beard!
- Guybrush Threepwood: Hey... How did you know about my attempted beard?
- Wally: Er... Pirate's intuition.
- Wally: [aiming his pistol at Guybrush] Ya scabrous swab! One more word and I'll let you have it!
- Guybrush Threepwood: Word.
- Wally: That's it! I'm gonna blast ya! I'm gonna... I'm... gonna...
- [sniffs]
- Wally: Oh, I can't do it! I just can't!
- [sobs]
- Wally: You're right, Mr. Wood!
- [puts his pistol away]
- Wally: I'm just not a pirate! I'm not ferocious, or bloodthirsty, or hateful, or anything! I'm not even... I'm not even unpleasant!
- [falls on his knees and buries his face in his hands and hits himself with his hook]
- Wally: Oh!
- [throws the hook away]
- Wally: Waaaaaaaaah!
- Guybrush Threepwood: Oh, there, there.