Armand Assante credited as playing...
Tzekel-Kan
- Tzekel-Kan: I know what you are, and I know what you are not. And you are *not* Gods!
- Tulio: You're not a God? You lied to me? How dare you!
- Miguel: [to Tzekel-Kan] Hey, it was *his* stupid plan!
- Tulio: *My* plan was that we should *lie low*! But *your* plan was to run off! And be all, "Oh, look at me, look at me, I'm a God!"
- Miguel: That's not true!
- Tulio: No? Who are you kidding? You're buying your own con!
- Miguel: At least I'm not *dating* mine!
- Tulio: I...! Oo, low blow. Listen, mister high-and-mighty, we'd both be sailing out of here with a mountain of gold if you had *just listened* to me!
- Miguel: Well, now you have all the precious gold *and* Chel! So what do you need *me* for?
- [pushes Tulio]
- Tulio: [pushing back] Well, maybe I *don't* need you anymore!
- Miguel: Fine! So why don't you just *go* back to Spain, and I'll stay here, and we'll *both* get what *we* want!
- Tulio: That's fine with me, pal!
- Miguel: *Fine* with me too!
- Tulio: Fine!
- Tulio, Miguel: All RIGHT!
- [they both punch Tzekel-kan]
- [Tzekel-Kan is about to perform a human sacrifice]
- Tulio: [in an undertone to Miguel] I don't like this.
- Miguel: Tulio, we've got to do something!
- [Tzekel-Kan raises his axe]
- Tulio: Stop! This is not a proper tribute!
- [Miguel catches the intended victim and drags him away from the cliff edge]
- Tzekel-Kan: [confused] You do not want the tribute?
- Miguel: No no, we want tribute, it's just that, um... Tulio, tell him.
- Tulio: The stars are not in position for this tribute!
- Miguel: Like he said! Stars!... Can't do it... Not today.
- Tzekel-Kan: [Tulio and Chel are messing around] My Lord? Hello?
- Tulio: Whoa!
- Chel: [frantic] Oh! Oh, no, no, no. The High Priest! What is he gonna think when he sees a god with me?
- Tulio: [dazed] Uh, "lucky god"?