Desmond Askew credited as playing...
Simon Baines
- [Claire walks out of the apartment - a gunshot is heard from the apartment - she freezes]
- Simon Baines: [from the apartment] It's alright. I'm okay.
- Marcus: You can order anything you want so long as it's not what?
- Simon Baines: Champagne
- barmaid: What'll it be?
- Marcus: Let me get a vodka tonic and a beer, please.
- Simon Baines: I'd like to buy your most expensive bottle of champagne!
- Marcus: Dumbass!
- Marcus: The thing is, most people, they really don't know how to make love. Okay? They stick it in, move it around a little bit till they get off, but what Tantra teaches you is how to deepen it. Prolong the sexual experience. Okay? Bring it to a higher level. If one man in ten was having the sex that I'm having, there'd be no war.
- Simon Baines: Alright, man. So what's the longest you and her ever did it?
- Marcus: Fourteen hours.
- Singh: [in disbelief] Holy shit, man! Come on!
- Tiny: How many times you shoot?
- Marcus: Not once, man.
- Simon Baines: Fourteen hours? You didn't go once? Not even in the end?
- Marcus: That's the thing, you redirect the orgasm inside. How long do your orgasms usually last? Two, three seconds? I've had orgasms that have lasted up to an hour and a half, man.
- Simon Baines: That has got to be bullshit.
- Marcus: Honest to God, and I do mean Allah.