David Burke credited as playing...
- Arthur: She left at about ten.
- The Tick: It was 10:04. Remember? I was playing "Shout the Time".
- Arthur: Oh, would you look at this. How many times have I told you about the toothpaste?
- The Tick: I know what toothpaste is.
- Arthur: When you leave the cap off the toothpaste the toothpaste gets hard and you can't get it out.
- The Tick: Doesn't do that for me.
- Arthur: That's because by the time you get the toothpaste, I've already cleaned it and put the cap back on!
- The Tick: Well, good gravy! We are a well-oiled machine!
- The Tick: Owwwww! My head feels like it's... like it's gunna have a baby.
- Arthur: It's called a headache.
- The Tick: It has a name?
- The Tick: [to Arthur] You're on a first name basis with lucidity, little friend. I have to call it "mister" lucidity... and that's no good in a pinch.
- Arthur: I just don't want to turn into Blaze and Fire, okay?
- The Tick: Heavens, man! What kind of crazy Frankenscience could make that possible?
- The Tick: I'm telling you, Arthur, that checkout lady was giving me the hairy eyeball.
- Arthur: Tick, it's called glaucoma.
- The Tick: She's up to something nefarious.
- Arthur: She makes five twenty-five an hour! She can't afford to be nefarious.
- Arthur: Toilets don't talk!
- The Tick: Well that's a maybe in my book, chum.
- Arthur: [to Tick] You bastard.
- The Tick: [Thinking he meant his "wife"] Easy. That's no way to address a lady.
