Holmes Osborne credited as playing...
Eddie Darko
- Rose Darko: Our son just called me a bitch.
- Edward Darko: You're not a bitch. You're bitchin', but you're not a bitch.
- Edward Darko: I-I know I'm not the best communicator, but... whatever happens to you, be honest, tell the truth, even if they do look at you funny. They will. But what you gotta understand, Son, is that almost all of those people are full of shit.
- [laughs]
- Edward Darko: They're all part of this great big conspiracy of bullshit. And they're scared of people like you, because those bullshitters know that you're smarter than all of them. You know what you say to people like that? Hmm? "Fuck you."
- Rose Darko: I don't think telling any woman to forcibly insert an object into her anus is something that should go without consequence.
- Edward Darko: I think we should buy him a moped.
- Rose Darko: I think we should get a divorce.
- Dr. Lilian Thurman: Has he ever told you about his friend Frank?
- Rose Darko: Frank?
- Dr. Lilian Thurman: Yes, the giant bunny rabbit.
- Edward Darko: The what?
- Rose Darko: I don't recall him ever having mentioned a rabbit.
- Edward Darko: [quietly reminiscing] Frankie Fiedler. You remember. From high school.
- Rose Darko: Mmm. Mmm.
- Edward Darko: He died. Remember?
- Rose Darko: Um hmm.
- Edward Darko: On his way to the prom. They said he was doomed. Jesus. They could be saying the same thing about Donnie. Our Donnie. But he dodged it. He dodged his bullet, Rose. Somebody was watching over him.
- Edward Darko: [gets up in the middle of the night, turns on the TV and sees footage of Michael Dukakis debating George H. W. Bush] Dukakis. Son of a bitch.
- [Bush delivers his response to Dukakis]
- Edward Darko: Tell him, George.