Heather Stephens credited as playing...
- Jill: That's right, you are a doodle bug.
- Michael: I'm not a doodle bug.
- Jill: That's what you are, just a little dirty bug.
- Jill: Call me "mistress", you disgusting little worm!
- Jill: [as a tortured Micheal tries to scream in his gag] I don't know, I'm just not feeling it. Something's... missing.
- Granny: [walks in with a whip and dominatrix' clothes] Here's grammy!
- [plays with her tongue as the screen fades out]
- Michael: [fade in to outside the house] That's it, no more redheads. No more redheads ever.
- [screams as the gate touches his backside]
- Jill: I know about boys like you, you don't take books seriously.
- Jill: One whack for every day overdue.
- Jill: You don't respect books.
- Michael: I love books,
- Jill: You break their bindings, and you doodle in their margins.
- Jill: The Scarlet Letter, great inspiration in those pages. It's an excellent Choice.
- Kyle: This is fantastic, you're like a big bad dominatrix and everything. I can't wait to get to this. Come on show me what you've got.
- Jill: I don't know. I think something's missing.
- Jill: That's right. You should think long think long and hard about what you did. You naughty boy.
- Jill: You said it, we're on the same wavelength.
- Michael: Oh yeah. All that wavelength stuff. To be frankly honest with you, I was just saying that to get you into bed.
- Jill: That is not very nice, Infact that is downright naughty.
- Jill: You piece of slime.
- Michael: [to Jill after she takes off her pink gown revealing that she is really wearing a purple leather corset underneath] I gotta tell you Jill. This is a little unexpected.
- Jill: Call me Mistress, you disgusting little worm.
- Jill: You've been a bad bad boy,
- Michael: No no no, I haven't. I've been a very good boy.
- Jill: You had an overdue library book.
