Frank Gorshin credited as playing...
Ed
- Bunny: Theresa doesn't look a day older. How does she keep her youth?
- Inez: I keep mine in the guest room.
- Ed: I knew Stanley Stanley when he was Marvin Marvin. The only thing he ever gave anybody free was the finger.
- Inez: What do you have on him, Dottie? How'd you get the Caddie?
- Dottie: Just asked him.
- Inez: Keep your secrets. I got my own.
- Ed: You ever hear of sex appeal?
- Inez: I gave already.
- Bunny: Dottie has lady fluid. You never freeze in her house. We have a choice between an old folks home and an igloo.
- Ed: I'll get you some warm clothes tomorrow, Muffin.
- Bunny: Don't call me Muffin, you know I hate Muffin. I'm going to be sixty years old on Easter Sunday and people still call me Bunny. I made Ed sign an affidavit he won't put Bunny on my gravestone.
- Ed: Sure thing, cupcake.
- Dottie: I think it's sweet that Ed has pet names for you.
- Inez: Good thing I'm not diabetic with all the sweetness floating around this joint.
- Ed: Did it ever dawn on any of you that there was something queer about that dough?
- Inez: Dawned on me.
- Dottie: What do you mean?
- Ed: The cops didn't cordon off the neighborhood. They didn't pound on our doors and give us 24 hours to turn it in or charge us with theft. That was a lot of dough, and nobody ever came after it.
- Helen: Well, if they show up now, they're thirty years late and thirty three hundred dollars short.
- Inez: Double that. Every cent I got is tied up in "Ace Dealers School", the best dealers' school in Winnemucca.
- Ed: How many dealers' schools in Winnemucca?
- Inez: I've cornered the market.