Larry Sullivan credited as playing...
Alan Oakley
- Tommy Ballenger: What do you want?
- Alan Oakley: I want to say I'm sorry.
- Tommy Ballenger: Absolution granted, go with God. We're done.
- Tommy Ballenger: So what made you want to become a writer?
- Alan Oakley: It's always been my dream since a child. When did you first realize you were gay?
- Tommy Ballenger: It's always been my dream since a child.
- Ted Oakley: So how do the two of you know each other?
- Alan Oakley: Umm...the young republicans club.
- Tommy Ballenger: Ya, I just love Dick.
- Alan Oakley: [proceeds to spray his coffee over the kitchen table, recovers] Ah! Too much sugar!
- Mary Oakley: [in an exaggerated tone] Hey, son. I'm supposed to talk some sense into you.
- Alan Oakley: Mom, I need to get out of here.
- Mary Oakley: [in the exaggerated tone] Makes sense to me.
- [in her normal tone]
- Mary Oakley: Take care of yourself, give my love to Tommy.