The Bogus Witch Project

Pauly Shore (off California Man) stars for about 10 minutes in this VERY, VERY low and budget "film" which "parodies" Blair Witch with lots of "jokes" strung together and dished out to the public.

This is not funny, not good or indeed anything. The first joke is probably okay - but then straight after that it just hurts so bad you just have to laugh AT it, and not WITH it.

There is no story, nothing - its just a load of jokes which are strung together by this camera man running through a forest.

There is also an annoyingly bad sequence with a black actor playing some insurance idiot who can't look in the camera right nor say his lines good. Why was he there? Indeed why is any of this trash called "comedy" there?

Do not rent, do not buy, do not even go round to your enemy and force him to watch this drivel - it is THAT bad.

0/10.

This is the worst movie I have ever seen. If you think about seeing this movie you will probably have a better time just looking into a wall. Anything else would be better than to look at this movie, the actors are bad but the story is worse. It shouldn't be legal to make these kind of movies.

And I've everything Phil Tucker and Ed Wood have ever done...I've seen Leonard Part 6...I've sat through Highlander 2: The Quickening FOUR TIMES! So I know bad...and this movie is definitely not good.

This video is a compilation of shorts based on the lamentably popular The Blair Witch Project. Unfortunately there is not enough material here to make one decent ten-minute short film float.

This video is complete and utter trash. I think I may have actually smiled perhaps twice during it, and the only recognizable actor is Michael Ian Black (Johnny Bluejeans from Comedy Central's Viva Las Vegas, if you can call that generally recognizable).

Don't waste your time with this thing...it has Pauly Shore in it for God's sake! Flee! Flee!

This movie made me want to write a haiku about it:

"An awful movie

torturing me to the end

very few laughs here!"

There is only one segment about this movie that I thought was truly funny (The Willie Witch Project), and unfortunately, you have to sit through most of the movie to see it. Having sharp pieces of bamboo inserted under my fingernails seemed more preferable.

Please avoid this movie and save your sanity!

This has to be the worst "film" I have ever "watched".

I cant believe a studio spent money on this worthless piece of trash. I could have drunk three bottles of Robitussin Cough Medicine and still written a better script and screenplay than this pathetic attempt at film-making. All concerned with this project should never work in movies again, and it would not be a bad thing if someone hunted them all down and gave them a good shoeing behind the bike sheds. I cant tell you not to watch this servile junk enough. Suffice to say I have sat through films which are "so bad its funny", but this is totally without merit.

Such a bad film. Bad, bad film