Kate Hudson: Andie

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

Andie

Ben: So that's what I was, huh? I was a guinea pig. Somebody you can test your theories on?
Andie: Yeah, and I was just a girl somebody picked out in a bar.
Ben: Yeah, you know what? Big deal. Hell, now you can even use it as a little twist in your story.
Andie: That's a good idea. Maybe we should bet on it.
Ben: You know what, you did your job now, Andie.
Andie: Yes, I did.
Ben: You wanted to lose a guy in ten days, congratulations, you did it. You just lost him.
[walks away]
Andie: No I didn't Ben, 'cause you can't lose something you never had!

Ben: [to himself, on his balcony, waving goodbye to Andy before she gets in her cab] You're already falling in love with me.
Andie: I'm gonna make you wish you were dead.
[blows away a kiss to Ben up on his balcony]
Andie: Poor guy.

Andie: [thrusts herself onto Ben] Does Princess Sophia want to come out and play?
Ben: Who's Princess Sophia?
[Andie points at his crotch]
Ben: Nah-nah-nah, nah! Whoa, whoa, you're kidding me, right? Princess Sophia?
Andie: Little, big, little, big? I don't know. We will find out!
Ben: Alright listen, you can't name my... my member Princess Sophia.
Andie: Yes, I can!
Ben: Listen, if you are gonna name m... my member, alright, you gotta name it something hyper masculine, okay? Something like a Spike, a Butch, a Krull the Warrior King!

Thayer: Is she on something?
Ben: God I hope so.
[Moves his finger in circles next to his head, to indicate that he thinks Andie is crazy]
Andie: Are you saying I'm some kind of mental person?
[Andie is holding a platter of veggies and flings them at the guys and the middle of the poker table, then tosses the platter onto the table]

Glenda: Now Andie, I hope you know that we expect you to come back here because you have held Ben to his lowest bullshit score since his tonsillectomy and we are thrilled!
Jack: LOWEST!
Andie: Why, were all his other girlfriends bullshit losers?
Glenda: What other girlfriends? You are the first girl he ever brought home! Don't you break his heart now!

Michelle Rubin: Oh, you are never going to pull this off.
Andie: Watch me. Tonight, I'll hook a guy. Tomorrow, pull the switch. Before the ten days are up, I'm going to have this guy running for his life.
Jeannie Ashcroft: You're not going to burn his apartment down or bite him, or anything?
Andie: No! I'm going to limit myself to doing everything girls do wrong in relationships. Basically, everything we know guys hate. I'll be clingy, needy...
Jeannie Ashcroft: Be touchy-feely.
Andie: Yeah.
Jeannie Ashcroft: Ooh, call him in the middle of the night and tell him everything you had to eat that day.
Michelle Rubin: What's wrong with that?
[Andie & Jeanie stare at Michelle]
Michelle Rubin: I'm kidding.

[Andie starts crying when Ben places food in front of her]
Ben: Hey, what's wrong?
Andie: Nothing. It's beautiful.
Ben: Thank you.
Andie: You're beautiful. The game, the whole thing. It's just... I wish I ate meat. Mary had a little lamb, little lamb... You have to take it away before I gag.
[Andie dry heaves]

Andie: Hey, listen, Sparky. I have a masters in journalism from Columbia, my boss loves me, and if I do it her way for a while, I can write about whatever I want.
Ben: Like, shoes?

Andie: [crying at restaurant after waitress asks if everything is okay] My boyfriend thinks I'm fat!
[flicks food at Ben]
Andie: And I can't eat in front of him! I can't eat in front of you! I have to go to the bathroom.
Ben: [receives dirty looks from other customers] Honey, I don't think you're fat! I don't think she's fat!