Frank Oz credited as playing...
Fozzie Bear • Animal • Miss Piggy • Bert • Grover • Cookie Monster • Sam the Eagle
- Ernie: Oh, hi there. Hey, we're Ernie and Bert.
- Doc: Hi there yourself, I'm Doc.
- Bert: Did you know that Doc starts with the letter "D"?
- Doc: Why, yes.
- Ernie: Yes! Yes starts with the letter "Y".
- Doc: True.
- Ernie: And true starts with the letter "T".
- Doc: [chuckles] Hey, what is this?
- Bert: Where we come from, this is small talk.
- Doc: Well, whatever you day, nice to be meeting you, but I'd better go up and build some bunk beds.
- Ernie, Bert: Bunk beds!
- Ernie: B words.
- [he and Bert laugh]
- Snowman: But it's always cold at Christmas.
- Fozzie Bear: Ah, Christmas. Time for Santa Claus and his eight prancing rein-bear.
- Snowman: That's reindeer.
- Fozzie Bear: No, that's SNOW, DARLING!
- Doc: Careful, Sprocket. These may be from some foreign planet.
- Emily 'Ma' Bear: Actually, they're from television. I recognize Fozzie's weirdo friends.
- Dr. Teeth: Yeah, and we're proud of it, too!
- Sam the Eagle: Why am I here?
- Snowman: Hey, Fozzie.
- Fozzie Bear: Yes, Mr. Snowman?
- Snowman: Did you hear about the church that burned down?
- Statler, Waldorf: Holy smoke!
- [they cackle]
- Kermit: Don't you think we should've called your mother and let her know we were coming?
- Fozzie Bear: Oh, how little you understand bears, Kermit. My mother loves surprises.
- Gonzo: Well, good, 'cause she's in for a beauty.
- Kermit: Where is your partner?
- Fozzie Bear: Outside.
- Kermit: Outside? Fozzie, it's too cold to go outside.
- Fozzie Bear: It's not cold.
- Kermit: It *is* cold!
- Fozzie Bear: It's not cold.
- Snowman: [entering the house] Can I come in and warm up?
- Fozzie Bear: Okay, so it's cold.
- Fozzie Bear: Kermit, now can I tell you about my new act?
- Kermit: I'm all ears.
- [hears Sprocket barking]
- Kermit: Now what can that be?
- Fozzie Bear: What does he mean he's all ears? Frogs don't even have ears!
- Maureen the Mink: Hi, I'm Maureen the Mink.
- Miss Piggy: What?
- Kermit: She said, "Hi, I'm Maureen the Mink."
- Miss Piggy: I HEARD HER! I HEARD HER!
- Emily 'Ma' Bear: I'm afraid we're running out of room. Two of you will have to sleep on hangers on a hook on the wall.
- Gonzo: What a fabulous idea!
- Animal: Love hanger! Love hanger!
- [laughs]
- Floyd: That's the only way Animal ever sleeps, ma'am.
- Fozzie Bear: See, Mom? I told you it'd be easy!
- Emily 'Ma' Bear: They're weirdos, Fozzie.
- Fozzie Bear: Yeah?
- Emily 'Ma' Bear: But, they're nice weirdos.
- Fozzie Bear: Yeah.
- [chuckles quietly]
- Janice: [bringing out a basket of Christmas cookies] Hey, everybody, look what I've got: Christmas cookies!
- Cookie Monster: COOKIE!
- [gobbles up the whole basket, as Animal watches in amazement]
- Cookie Monster: [going] Oh, thank you!
- Janice: Who was that strange blue creature?
- Animal: Dat my kinda fella! Ahahahahaha!
- Emily 'Ma' Bear: There. Fozzie's stocking is hung by the mantle so Santa will bring him a present.
- Fozzie Bear: Aw, Ma, this is embarrassing. I mean, I'm not a cub anymore, I'm a grown bear.
- Emily 'Ma' Bear: Oh. Well, I'll take it down.
- Fozzie Bear: Oh, no, I didn't say that.
- Ernie: 'Twas the night before Christmas / And all through the house / Not a creature was stirring, / Not even a mouse. Cue the mouse!
- Grover: [dressed as a mouse, holding a mixing bowl with a spoon] I am here! I'm here! Cutest little mouse is here!
- Bert: What's the bowl for?
- Grover: Oh. Uh, so you can see that I am not stirring. Note how the hand never touches the spoon.
- [the telephone rings]
- Animal: Telephone! Telephone!
- [picks up phone]
- Animal: Hello? Hello? Gimme presents!
- Miss Piggy: Joyeaux Noël, Kermie!
- Animal: Oh. Pig.
- [gives phone to Kermit]
- Fozzie Bear: Wow, that's pretty good harmony for a snowman!
- Snowman: Actually, I'm a "snooman".
- Fozzie Bear: What's a "snooman"?
- Snowman: Nothing's "a-snoo," man! What's "snoo" with you?
- Maureen the Mink: Oh, Miss Piggy, I've seen everything you've done, I'm your biggest fan! I worship the ground you work on.
- Miss Piggy: Oh, what a wonderful present!
- Maureen the Mink: Hee hee.