Kevin Carlson credited as playing...
Clocky • Conky • Floory
- Pee-wee: [Dictating Christmas list] All right, Conky, "In conclusion, add to that a pup tent, football, new train set, seven encyclopedias and one of those dolls you fill up with the gooey-goopy stuff." Sign it, um, "Most sincerely yours - especially on this holiday season - Your Pal, who's been very, very, very, very, very good all this whole year long, Pee-Wee 'I'm not kidding about how good I've been' Herman. P.S., I really have been good. Please believe me, Santa, please! Please and thank you. I've practically been an angel".
- Conky: Gee-gee-gee, Pee-Wee, do you think you asked for enough?
- Pee-wee: Hmm, no. But I didn't want to appear to be greedy. Print that out, would you, Conky?
- [When the list is printed, it is several miles long]
- [Pee-Wee is dictating his Christmas wish list to Conky, then sees he's on camera]
- Pee-wee: [addressing the people watching] What would you put on my Christmas list if you were me?
- [turns his ear to the camera as if listening for an answer]
- Pee-wee: A new car? Mmm... Cooking utensils? Ugh! Hmm... Cash? Good idea. Always a practical gift. Mmm... Yo-yo?
- [turns to Conky]
- Pee-wee: Put "yo-yo" on the list, Conky.
- Conky: But-But P-Pee-Wee, you already have a y-yo-yo.
- Pee-wee: I do?
- Conky: A-A-Affirm-Affirmative.