Bill Macy credited as playing...
Doo-Dah
- Doo-Dah: Holy cow. What are you looking at?
- Brian Valco: [nervously] This is just, it's research.
- Doo-Dah: When I was young, we didn't sit in our rooms drooling over nude ladies on computers. No, sir., we had to go behind the barn with the dirty girl and pay her a quarter so she could show us her goodies.
- [looks at the mouse]
- Doo-Dah: How does this work?
- Brian Valco: Oh, well. Here, let me... What are you into? Hot Cheerleaders, Three-Way Fun?
- Doo-Dah: Uh-uh.
- Brian Valco: Middle-Aged Hotties?
- Doo-Dah: [after Brian shows him an online link to "Middle Aged Hotties] Now you're talking my language. Old enough to know how it's done and young enough to still want to do it.
- Brian Valco: That's gross.
- Doo-Dah: [as the image on the computer is slowly loading] Ooh. Come to papa. That's not bad, right?
- [Brian and Doo-Dah realize the woman in the picture on the website is Christine]
- Doo-Dah: Dude, it's your mom!
- Brian Valco: [horrified at what he just saw before slipping into a catatonic state] Oh, my God!
- Drew Latham: Mom, you wanna stick with Doo-Dah?
- Christine Valco: Why me?
- Drew Latham: He's your father.
- Doo-Dah: How come you never call?
- Doo-Dah: [performing "A Christmas Carol" onstage] But how can we go? I'm liable to fall out the window.
- Christmas Present: Then we go another way. We fly!
- Doo-Dah: [cables are hoisting both up] Wedgie! Wedgie!