Alyson Hannigan credited as playing...
- Michelle: Now don't freak out I'm gonna do something to push your threshold.
- Jim: Okay, now. Oh, that's cold! What are you doing?
- Michelle: I just shoved a trumpet in your ass. Aren't instruments fun?
- Jim: Okay, I think you've just crossed my threshold.
- Michelle: Okay, pretend I'm a hot girl. Now what do you want to do?
- Jim: I want to feel your boobs.
- Michelle: No, you dingbat. You don't just go groping away. You gotta pre-heat the oven before you stick in the turkey.
- Michelle: [from a deleted scene] Its just like this one time at band camp.
- Jim: Ah, Michelle I've been to band camp, it's not all what its cracked up to be.
- Jim: Was I any good that night?
- Michelle: Jeez how could I forget? You sucked. You didn't know what the hell you were doing. But wasn't it fun even though you were so terrible?
- Jim: I'm sorry, "terrible?"
- Michelle: I've had worse.
- Jim: Oh.
- Michelle: Oh, sorry. I just... ah... I could give you some pointers. If you want.
- [Jim is kissing Michelle's collar bone]
- Michelle: Good Jim. Ooh, you're making me wet.
- Jim: Holy shit, really?
- Michelle: No, I was just saying that so you could practice.
- Jim: 'course.
- Jim: This is good. This is good. Obviously.
- Michelle: Oh! Gilligan's Island, Mr. Howell!
- Jim: Eh, what?
- Michelle: You've gotta control yourself and think of something non-sexual. I haven't even touched you yet and you're turning into the Sears Tower.
- Michelle: You didn't think I was weird because of the way I acted that night?
- Jim: Weird, no. Surprising, yes.
- Michelle: I get nasty when I'm horny.
- Michelle: Your main problem is - is that you're so uptight. Do I seem uptight about my sexual stuff? No! The biggest point I could give you is you have to feel comfortable in any situation.
- Michelle: Call me in two weeks. I'll be home then. We can finish lessons.
- Jim: Alright.
- Michelle: [leaves] Oh!
- [returns for a kiss]
- Michelle: Pointer: less tongue.
