Jason London credited as playing...
Rick Rambis
- Stumpy: Oh you foolish foolish boys. This is how it all starts. I've seen it all before. I was there. I was there. Yeah! It was called the 80's! Ford was President, Nixon was in the White House, FDR was running this country into the ground. I was bumming in a hole in the wall town in what is now called "Utah". Some fellow from Colorado shows up- starts making all kinds of so called "improvements", right? Before we knew what hit us, the streets were running us with lattes!
- Rick: No?
- Stumpy: Yup!... It got so bad that a fellow that liked to, you know, smoke a little grass or drink a little ripple. Crow like a rooster! Maybe challenge the mayor's son to a gentlemen's duel, is uncouth, "Against God!" and bad for real estate values. STUMPY HAD TO GOOOO! Richard, be careful what you wish for.
- Rick: You got it Stump
- Stumpy: Be careful what you wish for!
- Rick: I will
- Stumpy: Alright?
- [slams knife down onto table but into his own hand]
- Rick: GOD!
- Stumpy: [voice straining] I'm good
- Pigpen: [nonchalantly] You better put something on that
- Stumpy: [Walks away straining]
- Rick: Pig Pen, when I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice... or bong.